Mike Wells

[Mike Wells @mikewpd1]

@TheLastLeg #shitmytrumpsays Merkel says "I'll count to 1941 while you hide".

[Mike Wells @mikewpd1]

@TheLastLeg Picture caption............Merkel saying "I'll count to 1941 while you hide"

[Mike Wells @mikewpd1]

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[Philip Wells @philipwells25]

Guys can everyone please retweet my new business promotion and help me get some followers. Thanks x https://t.co/lHT3OyOb96

[Mike Wells @mikewpd1]

The amount of election media coverage would make anyone think it's almost as important as football!

[Mike Wells @mikewpd1]

@DrBrianMay I wish you the same, Mr. May. Thankyou for the soundtrack to my life.

[Mike Wells @mikewpd1]

Latest gang of ex-battery rescue hens adopted this afternoon. They seem to love the fresh air and the sunshine.

[Mike Wells @mikewpd1]

Mmmm. One of life's little luxuries: cold baked bean sandwich. You don't know what you're missing.

[Mike Wells @mikewpd1]

Why oh why am I so cynical about professional sport? I just don't 'get' the amount of media importance. Sorry.

[Mike Wells @mikewpd1]

@rickygervais I have some documents to file, but I can't find my hole punch. Are you available?