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[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

@minakimes The inevitable conclusion of this with "Down in a Hole" playing over defeated 49ers fan faces really hit home

[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

@DoctorVive Generally supportive of your work but using AI to make this point feels like it might be missing the mark...

[Mark Duplass @MarkDuplass]

Gift cards.

We need lots of gift cards.

Who's gonna set up?

☮️❤️

@Target @Walmart @Costco @amazon @cvspharmacy @Walgreens @riteaid @RalphsGrocery @gelsonsmarkets

[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

@NateSilver538 And possibly rogue to rouge? Unless this is meant as a subtle characterization of the Times pollsters' cherry-cheeked boldness.

[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

@emoenmusic

[Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang]

If you want Joe Biden to step aside as the Democratic nominee sign this petition. I have - it’s the right thing for the country. #PassTheTorch #PassTheTorchJoe https://t.co/ekeun57dr5

[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

@DoctorVive As well, the meter of this "sonnet" lacks
the cadence so essential to the Bard

[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

This is so beautiful and meditative and elemental...

[Jason H. Moore, PhD @moorejh]

A classic Venn diagram

[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

https://t.co/hbWGjaEUn2

[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

@harvilla At least once a year I get upset that the Godzilla soundtrack is not available on Spotify because I desperately want to hear "A320" and my copy is in someone's used bargain bin. This all hits home... the Angus soundtrack never got enough love.

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Why is it only teachers that have substitutes? I want substitute every occupation. Imagine getting pulled over by a substitute cop and instead of getting a ticket/murdered they just make you watch “STAND BY ME” on their iPhone.

[Robin Hilton @nprobin]

Every time I venture out into the world I find that everyone everywhere is pretty much done. Yeah?

[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

Tommy Tremble is a perfect name for pretty much any genre. Ronald Dahl-esque Children’s books... Jonathan Lethem-esque Noir fiction... Dick Tracy-esque pulp comics... Aaron Sorkin-esque alliteration...

[Mike Mac @MIKExMAC]

@robertmays It brings me no pleasure to suggest this, but apparently you can accomplish the same thing with Tyrod Taylor and rookie QBs in just one week.

[Sean O'Neal @seanoneal]

I think about these two and a half pages from Norm Macdonald’s book constantly. When I reviewed it, I wrote that they would “make for a fine eulogy”—and I swear I didn’t mean anything by it. But they do.

[E-Rage Against The Machine @EricRogersHere]

7 Nation Army is the worst thing to ever happen to college football.

[Lafferty Daniel @DLafferty_]

Turned on Penn St, heard seven nation army pumping through the stadium 5 plays in a row, turned off Penn St

[Joe Kaverman @JoeKaverman]

Hi @PennStateFball

Can we not play seven nation army after every single offensive play.

Sincerely,

Everyone at Beaver Stadium