mikey fanning

If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.

[mikey fanning @mikeyXD]

@Shiny_KingT Don't power up to get here either

[Sarah Dunsworth-Nickerson 🐝 @SarahDunsworth]

Today is my Dad’s 77th birthday. Once Dad said to me “I’m a very selfish person so I’m generous to counteract that”

It reminds me that even when I feel greedy and small, I can still make a positive impact.

[chris riddell @chrisriddell50]

Signing copies at Goldsboro books @GoldsboroBooks

[mikey fanning @mikeyXD]

I walk around in some kind of altered state..
The drink in my hand is starting to shake.

[mikey fanning @mikeyXD]

Why is my entire twitter feed @elonmusk's responses to random tweets?

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

Ohio: Dead fish and cattle being reported as far as 100 miles away from the site.

Journalists covering the story have been arrested.

What the HELL is going on?

[mikey fanning @mikeyXD]

Ever have to break up with someone you're not even dating?

[Cowboy Hat Caterpie Please 🤠 @MikeNerdlaw]

Happy Birthday Mewtwo!!

[mikey fanning @mikeyXD]

@MikeNerdlaw

[Taylor Sterling @FatherMcKennaa]

How do animals always know when you're tripping?

[mikey fanning @mikeyXD]

@UberFacts

[Timmy Williams @timmyisanerd]

The brighter the pickup truck headlights, the fewer the times they have given another human being an orgasm

[kim @lunakimm]

stay single guys, we’re fighting bc i fell asleep early

[mikey fanning @mikeyXD]

Staying come 'cause she doesn't have a Brita or humidifier.