Mikey Morrison

American Made

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

I want to shower naked with @Justin_Smitth

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

Air mank @rickymankavech

[Medicated Pete @ImMedicatedPete]

I have a very large cock

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

@BigBoyHungry_ I don’t know what we did but it must have been a wild morning ahahha

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

@BigBoyHungry_ Hahahah am I mopping a rug?

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

I actually hate everything about you right now

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

That’s sick you fucking loser

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

@D_S_Morrison Me too man

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

I think I get like 2 tinder matches a year and I immediately get unmatched as soon as I say something heinous

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

Never trust a girl who uses the dog filter in a tinder pic

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

@D_S_Morrison I'm doing well sir, how are you

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

There is a moral and ethical difference between justified killing and murder.
I know that.
And I confess:
I'M ABOUT TO MURDER FRIDAY.

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

@ChrisMcLeod55 @GymWankers_ Love this guy

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

Had a dream I was beaten, tortured and lit on fire... haven't had a wet dream that great in a long time

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

When she says, "if u put up 30 u get head tonight"

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

Ghandi definitely didn't even lift

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

Bahahahahaha ur crazy as hell @brendanbertone

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

Capitals vs. penguins gonna be wild

[Jocko Willink @jockowillink]

Aftermath. Doing the same thing over and over and over again expecting a different result is said to be insanity.
But what if you like it?

[Mikey Morrison @mikey_morrison]

Everyone forgets how hard the song "Im on a boat" bumps