Mike Watson

I'm a simple man, really.

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

The world cup is more than just soccer, it brings the world together and we need more of that also women are terrible at sports #WorldCup2022

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

I still don't know what the hell kinda name Channing Tatum is

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Sunset on #Mars.

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

@JakeYourBooty_ Grow up

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

I miss Avril Lavigne

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

Lil yachty is the best rapper of our generation

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

It's hard being a boss when you're always asking your employees to reach the top shelf for you

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

Mandy had a bf. His name is Ryan. And I think hes gay

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

I wish I could remember what we were talking about when my parents used to say "I'll tell you when ur older". Like maybe I still don't know?

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

Hey Winnipeg! Just started up an account for my home store moxies_tbay I would love if you gave… https://t.co/rOs9m3aVuc

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

My clash of clans clan thinks I'm a girl LOL

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

I can't wait until I'm super old and just walk around the mall everyday at 6am

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

What do you think John Goodman is doing right now?

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

I've named the erection I get when Bieber comes on the radio a 'Boeber'

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

I've had Bieber stuck in my head for 3 days straight! His music ain't bad either

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

Alright Bieber, you win this round

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

This month in social media: I have the wrong Facebook friends

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

Sometimes I hold my belly like a pregnant woman would

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

Being able to aim and pee wherever we please is the greatest advantage men have over women. Other than, you know, running the world

[Mike Watson @mikeyanimal]

This week in social media: you all suck at carving pumpkins