Mikey Dufour

Duuuude...

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Just got some @WhiteCastle today, and my total was $4.20. Now I'm paranoid.

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BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP PROMISES TO BRING BACK ASBESTOS JOBS; BLAMES NAFTA FOR THEIR DECLINE

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REMEMBER DETROIT - WRITE-IN DUGGAN FOR MAYOR! #DETROIT #DETROITMAYOR #HACKSAWJIM #WriteInMikeDuggan #LOL #WWF #WCW

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NEWS FLASH - IF YOU'RE NOT A HIPSTER, YOU'RE ACTUALLY A HIPSTER OF THE HIGHEST FORM

Take THAT, irony...

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- Some singers really need to be sent to "Vibrato Rehab".

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- Listening to composers such as Philip Glass and Steve Reich is like going to a musical massage therapist.

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- Capri Sun: distracting drivers since way before cell phones...

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- That awkward moment when you realize that starting sentences with "That awkward moment when..." doesen't actually make sense...

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- It's been a long journey, but I still can't seem to find "South Detroit"...

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- It's pretty easy to see that Obama is only HALF black because he's always SMILING in his pictures...

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@__BRICH__ hey cuz, don't go on twitter too much, but I saw your post on fb so I found ya. Hope things are good!

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- I always keep a spare coat-hanger inside of my car just in case I lock my keys in it...

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"Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks..."

- Bob Marley

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-How well do you REALLY know the back of your hand??

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- Has anybody ever seen an atheist mantis??

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- This just in: "EXPANSION OF THE UNIVERSE BLAMED FOR OBESITY EPIDEMIC!"

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- This just in: "Elton John will light Olympic cauldron with rainbow laser of love."

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is looking for his marbles...

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- Unusual as usual.

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- A digital mind in an analog body.