Mike Wade

Father. 👪 Married. Skateboarding and Festivals are fun

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

Hey @Apple maybe next update include fixing the mail app. It’s pretty outdated

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

Walmar is better than Balenciaga. Tell me I’m wrong

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

Please take a moment of your time and give this hot mama a vote ✅

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

I can feel it in my back

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Every atom in your body is billions of years old.

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

My wife does the same thing

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Karen gets hosed for trying to tell a home owner what he can and can’t do in his own yard https://t.co/iGmIJFujAn

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

Happy Mean Girls Day to all!

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

@Erik_Carpenter Spoken like a die hard Tory fan

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

The Silver Surfer has arrived

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Gaping craters like this one in the Siberian Arctic may have formed from the explosive buildup of gas within freezing mounds of mud and ice https://t.co/XpgXp4pM7J

[International Highlife @Intl_Highlife]

Devils lettuce

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

#WakandaForever #RIP

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

Shout out to ACUA for actually taking all of my trash this week

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

Which celebrity will be canceled next?? Find out next week on ‘Cancel Culture’ *in dragon ball z voice*

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

It’s 2020 I think it’s time to stop praising Beyoncé and calling her Queen B. Her music is garbage anyway

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

I don’t see an issue 🐏

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

And thoughts here...?

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

Wish my friends took more candids of my wife and I cause we barely have photos together #ParentLife

[International Highlife @Intl_Highlife]

Puff puff pass is law..

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

Gang, Gang, Gang, Gang

If you don’t jump to put jeans on, baby, you don’t feel my pain 💁🏻‍♂️

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

@dunkindonuts can you stop putting coconut donuts in my box? I don’t think anyone actually eats those things. Should probably stop making them in general tbh

[Mike Wade @mikeydwade]

Same