Mikey Kampmann

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

Coyotes don’t have wifi.

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

#golf #comedy #golfcomedy #golftravel https://t.co/w3ewyfTMt1

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

Why does it always feel like there’s someone laughing at me in the distance?

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

I love taking my shorty to Target, aimlessly walking the aisles for hours, co-imagining a dream life for us in another lifetime.

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

Never forget 9/10

[Donna Marie @sabback]

@joeroganhq $2.3 trillion was unaccounted for

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

New short "Say Uncle" w/ Andre Hyland @acrylicsleep
Special thanks @BestBuy @TamOShanterLA https://t.co/ueGHkwEVOq

[Brent Weinbach @BrentWeinbach]

OJAI, CA Next Week! Thurs. Feb. 5: Ojai Playhouse, Show at 7:30pm! TIX here: https://t.co/SLGqWiV9Eg

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

AI Warhol is on TikTok doing branded content for Campbell’s Soup.

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

Why are people obsessed with Spiderman but not with reading?

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

I feel bad cause in the last election I accidentally voted for Trump twice.

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

If you're poor, the best healthcare plan is called patience. Wait that shit out, and believe in the miracle of the body to heal itself.

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

Bird eating a bird next to a statue of a bird.

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[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

Only 5% of men and 9% of women are getting the recommended daily amount of dietary fiber. Insufficient fiber intake is associated with a higher risk of heart disease and diabetes, two of the most common diseases in the U.S.
ENFER URBAIN coming soon...

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

Tough time to be Israeli feta at Trader Joe’s for $7.99.

[Ram Dass @BabaRamDass]

In this unique recording from 1995, Ram Dass talks to the Shivas Irons Society about the mystical nature of golf and how he’s using the game as a practice to become more conscious.🎧 https://t.co/p2Y9GM4bhT
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[Aboo Hafsah @AbuHafsah1]

Watch this man demonstrate how long it would take to disassemble a rifle and place it in a backpack that it wouldn’t fit in.

Do you believe the official Tyler Robinson story?

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

As someone who has a parent with PD, I found this to be interesting, informative, touching, humane, empathizing and meditative. Well done Steven Heller and Véronique Vienne @nytimes https://t.co/KrQcEqJ9YO

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

These new AI tampons are incredible. They’re smart and absorbent too!

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

@ajw4ever Congrats on 20 years!

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

I should have locked the door. But my subconscious didn’t allow me. Do I want to be caught? Are barnacles exhibitionists? I left my car parked at pump four.

[Mikey Kampmann @mikeykampmann]

In a slowly leaking bathtub. I’m like a barnacle, or clump of seaweed as the ocean retreats with the tide. Soon I will be dry. Alone, scared. Naked to anyone who happens to walk into this gas station bathroom that inexplicably has a tub. Why is it, or am I, here?