Michael Burger

a god among men; a peasant among ants.

[Michael Burger @mikeyls7]

The rest of the people in the car don’t know I’m blasting mariachi music in my AirPods

[Michael Burger @mikeyls7]

Apple tv grey

[jake ritchie @jakeritchie17]

idgaf

[Michael Burger @mikeyls7]

Scholars in Ancient Greece were probably so mad when Homer dropped the Iliad and suddenly hoplites and maidens were Achilles stans

[Michael Burger @mikeyls7]

I have an appointment with god (I say as I crack open a dunkies iced coffee)

[Michael Burger @mikeyls7]

@thekatiemaeryan @paddysroyco @therealayayron The gang fr

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Diet Coke is pure artifice, a Nietzschean triumph over nature.
I do not drink it for anything so pedestrian as “health.” I drink it to reject and defy God.

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

meee pretending i don't see the grimace shake trendd

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

How could the man who composed the score for Boss Baby churn this out

[Michael Burger @mikeyls7]

Mfers who say it’s about the journey not the destination have never completed a quest and/or adventure

[arvo färt @arvofart]

Yeah I know lmao I’ve heard his music

[Rina @bbblanchett]

happy father’s day to her

[concrete halloween @_kazookle]

i shouldn’t be left to my own devices

[Michael Burger @mikeyls7]

@gavin_code Me when I think of Auckland 🤤🤤🤤

[Michael Burger @mikeyls7]

I’m like a weeb but for Australia and New Zealand

[Dana Schwartz - on hiatus @DanaSchwartzzz]

explains why you all slept on Babylon

[Michael Burger @mikeyls7]

@WamserCalvin I’ve been saying that

[David Sims @davidlsims]

@GriffLightning @BringDaNoyz griffin she was talking about the mets