Mike Manser

Professional footballer for New Brighton Saints

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Gomez has got to be the most overrated defender in the league

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@j_nicholson98 Mate, the dogs bollocks honestly

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Unpopular opinion: chick n hut is better than KFC

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@j_nicholson98 You tried it or nah?

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@Hewson_Lewis Look like a goth wizard

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Don’t get me wrong it’s the best thing ever having a dog, but when you come home to find they’ve had a shit on ya dressing gown it’s tough

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When ya ma follows ya on insta

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Gordon Brown texture like sun

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Turns out this is what I look like playing footy, fucking hell

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Think I’m in love with Oliver Tree

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In a bit citizens

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Real men don’t rape, oh shit must’ve been a ghost then

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‘What’s the second longest word you know?’ Fucking hell date nights are getting heavy

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Kinel feel like I’m kipping on the ship from wet work

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Normalise grassing on dickheads who carry knives

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Why does everyone take a peno like a mong nowadays

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@Mcdowell12Jack Hahahah the worst him

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As if international football wasn’t boring enough already, now Clive has gone I can’t imagine how shit it’s gonna be

[Clive Tyldesley @CliveTyldesley]

ITV have replaced me as their main football commentator...

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Think I’ve worn shin pads on 3 separate occasions this year, absolutely mental stat

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We’re playing like we’ve just won the league n we can’t be assed