Mootz

half a wise guy, full time scumbag 🔔 I am the process

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

@turg2829 🤣🤣🤣

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

What’s the human equivalent to a dog rolling in a smell they like?

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

🚨SUMMER SIXERS JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨

With Sixers Summer League starting tonight, let’s giveaway a Lebaron Philon Jr. jersey of your choice!

To win:

1) Like & Retweet
2) Follow @JoshReynolds24

Winner selected tomorrow! Good luck! Go Sixers!

***IMPORTANT***

Winner will NOT be DM’d from any other account & will NOT be asked to fill out a form. These are scam accounts pretending to be me. I will DM you from my account congratulating you & asking for details.

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

Truly happy for the rizzler bro he spreads so much joy he deserves this

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

https://t.co/NAp5lPkP0P

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

I got my appendix removed (100% healthy) for this effort from the Philadelphia 76ers tonight.

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

What people are failing to account for is MJ, Jimmy nor Ant-Man can hit threes like (rookie) VJ Edgecombe can

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

One more thing, price of the Mootz going up

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

@TyreseMaxey @VJEdgecombeMuse

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

Hey Idris Elba,

We didnt forget how you treated Michael Scott.

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

“There he is” - me to all my adult co workers I have absolutely nothing in common with

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

@carmelasopranos Paulie doesn’t smoke

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

How my brain digests thoughts

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

Cah bombs being the motivation mid squat, that’s what I’m on

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

I’m sorry you have to hear it but Will Farrell has been washed for years, He is Shaq on the Celtics.

[ٰ @memesbyfavour]

I genuinely believe I’ve made God laugh at least once

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

I spend 600$ a month on therapy just to reenact my favorite Goodwill Hunting and Sopranos scenes I don’t want your money advice

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

I miss when Kanye would record an album, assemble the avengers of the music industry and make them all compliment him and out perform every one of them.

[Mootz @mikeymootzz]

@SportsRadioWIP James eats his own boogers