xikeynerd

I know how to use the three seashells.

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

I keep getting targeted ads for dad bod shirts across all platforms so I guess this is just a thing I've got to live with for the rest of my life #adherpes

[gogo dino @gogo__dino]

The new Josh Giddey alternate uniforms are a bit aggressive

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

For my San Diego locals

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

@TheSiouxzy it's like you got a whole box of Cool Dude sunglasses! #summerschool

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

@lafix I've done this. Only reason I found the phone was I put it down to move stuff and then I saw it like "how'd that get there... oh."

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

they came back to win eventually but is being outscored 64-0 before getting any points the worst start in NFL history? just curious #NYGiants

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

@DrewStubbmuffin bong is a full meal. blunt is fast food. vape is a tv dinner.

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

@TheSiouxzy (sorry I tried to DM that to you but X wouldn't send)

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

@TheSiouxzy https://t.co/Ljp6HryDaz

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

The Jets are undefeated in games that Aaron Rodgers starts. And by the looks of things, that's gonna hold up.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

https://t.co/5cFuzSXUh9

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

@Melon_k I mean, I have this conversation with myself almost every day so I ain't gonna blame her

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

Oooo, first straight (not hybrid) sativa in a long while

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

@moreorless36 right? still won, but seems kinda flippant (is that the right word?) on a second chance

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

let me be clear: this is a ME problem and she can bet however she wants to.

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

Ok is it just me or is it kind of surprising/borderline annoying when a #Jeopardy contestant doesn't wager Final Jeopardy properly? You don't bet it all if you have a big lead! It worked out; she won, but dang, I have seen people lose that way, too.

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

I'd love to see a B-Boy crash this and smoke everyone by doing a robot horse

[Paula Leach @drPLeach]

Finnish Hobby Horse Championships 2023

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

College footbal pundits need to settle the fuck down; I've already seen two articles saying Deion is the prime candidate to replace Saban at Alabama. It's THIS kind of shit (overreactions) that makes me hate 24 hr news anything

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

I mean, can you blame him?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

What a QB yells when Aaron Donald is coming at him:

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

@Murphyslaw13 I should have specified "chocolate" lol. Cuz rice krispy treats rule

[xikeynerd @mikeynerd]

Best marshwmallow treat that isn't s'mores