Michael Youds

PR manager (EMEA region) @Amdocs. Occasional squash player and cyclist. Armchair #LFC fan.

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@amateuradam My wife has just returned from your gig in Chester in tears after you shouted at her for taking a photo while in the queue for book signing (she spent £34 on them). Poor form I’d say. Have a word with yourself, you’re just a normal bloke. Or you used to be anyway.

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@HMRCcustomers It was a child benefit query. As ever I’ve had to try to figure everything out myself, despite not being a tax expert. It’s crazy the pressure you put on people whilst offering zero help apart from your unintelligible website. Can you arrange for me to speak to an advisor?

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@HMRCcustomers just been on hold to you for 1 hr 15 mins and I have been cut off by the automated voice bot thingy. Absolute disgrace.

[Laura 💙 @Laura1206]

Anyone want to buy some #AlanPartridge tickets for tomorrow in #Liverpool? Tickets are floor seater near the front, block A. Pls msg if interested.

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@yogiyouds

[Chester FC @ChesterFC]

Can I just shock you?

We’re about to make a signing.

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@robyouds @yogiyouds I’ve also got it on record. Managed to stay awake for the first 10 mins of the concert last night! 👍

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@yogiyouds @caroline0905 @robyouds Wowzers!

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@yogiyouds

[Political Partridge @PoliticalAP]

“Anyway, he thanks her for that stolen afternoon, but even then it was stolen. It's not your property, love. You've got to give it back. So just to re-emphasise one more time, her contract has been terminated.

This is Hot Chocolate... It Started With a Kiss”

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@dylanjonesevans hi Dylan, I’m trying to verify some facts about unicorns in Wales and whether there are currently any. Could you please send me your email address so I can pick up with you? Thank you!

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Congratulations to @JoeBiden on his election as President of the United States of America.

He ran a campaign on the values that we in the United Kingdom share - decency, integrity, compassion and strength.

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@yogiyouds

[Accidental Partridge @AccidentalP]

“I’ve locked you all in the Oval Office so you can’t get me. But you can leave by the fire escape. We haven’t got a second term; I just didn’t have the guts to say that earlier.”

[Amol Rajan @amolrajan]

I was in Grant Park in Chicago on election night in 2008, maybe 40m from Obama as he gave that unforgettable speech.

I’d forgotten that, elsewhere that evening, John McCain was giving an even better one.

What a hero. He personified American greatness:

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@robyouds @caroline0905 @yogiyouds This is superb!

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@yogiyouds

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Oh my god, Djokovic got disqualified from the US Open.

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@yogiyouds @caroline0905 @robyouds 😱

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@yogiyouds @robyouds 😁

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@yogiyouds Very sad. Bad times ☹️

[Jordan Henderson @JHenderson]

And now you’re gonna believe us...... ❤️

[James Pearce @JamesPearceLFC]

Klopp: “We will be together soon. There will be a moment for us. For now tell the world ‘We are Liverpool, champions of England’.” #LFC

[Michael Youds @mikeyouds]

@caroline0905 @yogiyouds @robyouds Laura was telling me about this. What is wrong with people?!