Michael Pierce Brain

Trying to elevate small talk to medium talk. 💕

[Michael Pierce Brain @MikeyPierceB]

I revived my middle school twitter to tell you, yes. Yes gurl I am only on twitter for this. @reddit pls get this sorted ASAP #IMissYouReddit

[•amanda• @Co_MillsValley]

This is one of the best things to ever come out of TNTL

[Michael Pierce Brain @MikeyPierceB]

Me:I wonder what’s going on back in Indonesia...
Indonesia:

[Ongina @ongina]

@instagram Cool story, bro.

But we want OUR FEED in CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.

[Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels]

And I hope to be remembered for being a virgin **eyeroll**

[BEYONCÉ @Beyonce]

#HOMECOMING out now. https://t.co/sa6OKEBvkb

[Michael Pierce Brain @MikeyPierceB]

Check out this awesome @boathousestores contest I just entered. https://t.co/RkHo0zayZj

[Michael Pierce Brain @MikeyPierceB]

Americans: "You can't possibly elect anyone as bad as we did."

Ontario: "Hold my beer."

#wtfDougFord #OntarioVotes #OntarioElections2018 #canada #OhCanada

[Michael Pierce Brain @MikeyPierceB]

I didn’t have to suck dick to pay my bills smh 🤦‍♂️I don’t even pay bills wtf as if I could afford my own lifestyle 😂 #imindebt #millenials #millenialproblems #gayproblems #gaytwitter

[Michael Pierce Brain @MikeyPierceB]

If you read this, it is a sign that you need to hug me ASAP because I am sad again. Thnx
A PSA brought to you by my fucking emotions. #iamsad #helpme #loveme #foreveralone

[Michael Pierce Brain @MikeyPierceB]

@ShawnMendes Look it’s pride month, that means you have to kiss me. It’s a hate crime if you don’t ... it IS pride month. 🏳️‍🌈 #PrideMonth #GayShawnMendes #shawnmendes ily

[Michael Pierce Brain @MikeyPierceB]

@adamlevine if you’re looking to downgrade tremendously, please HMU. 💕 #adamlevine #Maroon5 #gay

[Michael Pierce Brain @MikeyPierceB]

Well Doug Ford wine the election... I think it’s safe to say that Ontarians are the rednecks of Canada. Fml #ConservativeBS #OntarioVotes2018