Mikal Ratchford

You can't live your life by anyone else's standards. Perfect is relative - I'm never going to be perfect. I'm going to be who I am.

[Mikal Ratchford @mikeyratch]

Killed it at Chuck E. Cheese tonight 🍕 #chuckeganggang

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Ooo

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Looking at snaps I couldn’t figure out why everyone went out on a Sunday… as I’m about to hop in the shower to get ready for work, I realize it’s Sunday not Monday #backtobed

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Golden China goons always on my mind 🤤

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Disney on Ice Giveaway! #disney #disneyonice #giveaway #win #mackid #findyourfamilyfun #livethevalley #iowa https://t.co/ReAZ38uxpD

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I can’t wait to see my babies faces when they open their presents on Christmas ❣️🎅🏽

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McDonald’s breakfast is a must on Sundays

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Labor Day online sales killing my bank account

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Cedar falls Walmart doing the remodel way too slow. Just walked around for ten minutes looking for the baby food isle… and still didn’t find it on my own 🥴

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

There is no form of protest against racism or method of teaching about racism that will be palatable to racists.

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Robes just FaceTimed me while on a date #LOVEthat

[onlyastoner @onlyastoner]

some heroes don't wear capes

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Told my father I got a hole in my fav shoes.. he brushed it off like no biggie on Sunday (I have 50 other pairs I could wear - all courtesy of Francis of course). Just received the call from him, he purchased me, not 1 but 2 replacement pairs #FrantheMan

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I cannot imagine my son getting shot by a cop, and the cops defense is they thought they had a taser in their hand. Minnesota police need better training. This officer better be prosecuted to the fullest extent and college funds set up for the children they took a father from 🙏🏽

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Life alert commercial comes on, the women in the commercial have to be 80 years old and Fran goes “god I look like a damn pup compared to those old ladies” 💀💀💀💀💀

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Taking Ava along for the most minimal task makes that task take 3 times longer 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Seeing other women’s prego belly’s makes me miss mine... which is absurd because I can’t stand being pregnant 🤰🏽🤦🏽‍♀️ Love my womb gremlins more than anything in the world tho #allworthitformybabes

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My daughter just head butted my nose and then had the audacity to start fake crying saying my nose hurt hurt her skull while it was crushing my nose 🙄 #kids

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I wonder where the US would be at right now if Douche Trump never became president, surely a better position than where we’re at now. The crazy thing is there’s still a TON of people that don’t see that. The craziest thing tho - ppl who think Trump did more good than Obama did.

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Getting my covid vaccine round 1 of 2 today, exciting for sure. But low key wish it was an option to donate my vaccine to a loved one more susceptible - if I get covid I would likely overcome it, if my father gets covid he could potentially not get through it alive #scarythinking