Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️

father to Josh and husband to Deb working and living in singapore... #lufc

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Happy Brexit anniversary.

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

Donald Trump thought he’d got one over on a reporter and was owned so brutally you could almost feel sorry for him (not really) https://t.co/wLdOD9OEB7

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

We’re not saying Nigel Farage is running scared over that secret £5m gift but he even lost it with Nick Ferrari https://t.co/2zWouvibdc

[Ben 🇬🇧 @BenInRushcliffe]

All this in two years. @Keir_Starmer.

Feel free to share.

[JBL @johninsouthfla]

The BBC may have forgotten Farage's £5m grift, but if you remember it, please repost! Thanks.

[Fran 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇩🇪🇺🇦 @FranS199]

Pretty good for a *checks notes* “failed PM”, “worst PM in my lifetime”, etc., etc. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jack Dart @JackWDart]

If people genuinely believe Burnham won’t receive the exact same media onslaught, they’ve not been paying attention.

Starmer is not, objectively, bad. This idea that he is somehow the worst PM in British history is frankly laughable.

Liz truss lasted 49 days, crashed the pound and was laughed out of Downing Street.

Since Labour took office, Keir Starmer’s government has:

• Scrapped the two-child benefit limit, lifting hundreds of thousands of children out of poverty and putting money back into some of the hardest-pressed households in the country.

• Expanded free school meals, cutting costs for families and making sure more children get a proper meal during the school day.

• Expanded funded childcare, reducing one of the biggest monthly costs facing working parents and making it easier for people to stay in work.

• Raised the National Living Wage, increasing pay for millions of low-paid workers.

• Strengthened workers’ rights, giving people greater protection against insecure work and bad employers.

• Introduced statutory sick pay from the first day of illness, so workers are less likely to choose between their health and their wages.

• Ended no-fault evictions, giving renters more security in their homes.

• Brought rail operators back into public ownership, taking key services out of failed private hands and giving the public a stronger stake in how they are run.

• Cut NHS waiting lists from their post-pandemic peak, meaning more patients are being seen sooner.

• Raised the state pension through the triple lock, protecting pensioners’ incomes against rising costs.

• Scrapped the old non-dom tax regime, making some of the wealthiest people in the country pay more fairly.

• Added VAT to private school fees, raising money from those most able to contribute.

• Removed business rates relief from private schools, ending an unjustified tax break.

• Increased neighbourhood policing, putting more officers and PCSOs back into communities.

• Helped bring knife crime down, meaning fewer families face the devastation of serious violence.

• Recorded the lowest homicide rate since the 1970s, a material improvement in public safety.

• Created Great British Energy, giving Britain a publicly owned clean energy company.

• Created the National Wealth Fund, backing investment in industry, infrastructure and clean energy.

• Passed planning reforms aimed at getting homes and major projects built faster.

• Improved relations with the EU, reducing diplomatic hostility and rebuilding practical cooperation.

• Agreed a UK-EU security partnership, strengthening cooperation on defence and European security.

• Signed a long-term partnership with Ukraine, reinforcing Britain’s support against Putin’s invasion.

• Secured new trade agreements, opening up markets for British businesses.

• Helped restore seriousness to government after years of scandal, chaos and decline.

People do not have to like Starmer. They do not have to vote Labour. But pretending this is the record of the worst Prime Minister in British history is absurd.

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

Trump’s American-flag blue paint is peeling off the Reflecting Pool after they dumped hydrogen peroxide in the water to kill the algae. That’s enough metaphor for today, thank you https://t.co/oz6WpLsxqx

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

Pretty cool reply from @Dynamomagician

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

We’re not sure what part of Donald Trump made this really weird noise, but the internet threw some suggestions into the wind – 17 favourites https://t.co/IuEtd1VoYJ

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

Donald Trump will get to lift the World Cup trophy with the winning team – 13 A responses that all deserve a medal https://t.co/AKqjWIL8sy

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Truest cartoon to date

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

Pete Hegseth tried to explain why his Iran deal is better than Obama’s and this reporter’s one line response left him stammering https://t.co/QJYs4u4NyY

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

A Maga said Europeans simply could not conceive something as magnificent as Donald Trump’s White House motorcycle stunts and these Europeans were only too happy to help https://t.co/Y0oLln0Fxr

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

Pete Hegseth said the US had always controlled the Strait of Hormuz and this journalist’s interruption was the very definition of politely devastating https://t.co/roFlWjArOg

[Mike 🏆⚽️🇺🇦🏆⚽️ @mikeys6969]

The White House Freedom 250 event began with stunt bikes on the White House lawn, in case you were worried it couldn’t achieve peak tackiness – 19 scathing takedowns https://t.co/FOEWSR2aqI

[All Leeds Away @allleedsaway]

All Scottish aren't we 🤣👌💙💛🤍

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Limited edition.