Mike Severson

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

I HAPPENED to look at the 38th page of the policy renewal this time around. I guess this is why I should use a broker rather than trying to buy direct.

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

Just found out that @esurance overcharged me for more than 3 years due to a technicality (apparently when I update my home and billing addresses my garaging ZIP doesn't change unless I change it). I'm sure their ass is covered legally but I'm out nearly $2500.

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@HealthNet So. I canceled my coverage 2 months ago. I was told I'd get a partial refund and autopay was canceled. Nope. Another $1k billed a week later. Called again. Still covered, auto pay still active. 2 weeks later? Coverage active. What's the plan guys?

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@TheButteryOne @JaredPushner @CopingMAGA Agreed. I feel like she does need someone to “save me from all of this”. I hope she gets help and can get away from that jobless asshole.

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@MeganMullally everything is terrible but one thing always makes me smile. Every time one of us offers our kids peanuts he says “pea-nuts” and the other says, in our best Tammy, “for energy...”. Every. Time. And I will never stop. Thank you for that.

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@pattonoswalt I was wondering if another pair of glasses was going to appear on his face over and over like a magic trick!

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@the79show Im positive they usually have that level of self awareness

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@the79show At least she had the self awareness to say “I was terrified of him which is so telling of how I have been raised and brainwashed. What a shame these men have to deal with this type of thing all the time and it turns out I’m part of the problem.” I’m assuming she said that right?

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@the79show When it happens it is a treat. They are so surprised.

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@CIAspygirl Just get Instacart...

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@StephenSeanFord flamethrower?

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@the79show Karen enjoys a certain level of "untouchable" thanks to being a woman. That may not be popular to say, but a dude would get punched.

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

If we weren't a bunch of fat, de-conditioned, lazy, "can't go up a flight of stairs without getting winded" couch dwellers we wouldn't have people saying they can't wear a mask because they get light-headed. Get some exercise, become a tad more resilient. I'm embarrassed for you.

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

Dear all toy manufacturers. Why is everything so ungodly loud. And there’s no point in putting a low volume setting and being like “parent friendly” if there is a high setting. Tiny hands never choose the middle option on a switch. Good god.

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@the79show So if you show up at a Halloween party and you aren't in costume don't you realize that EVERYONE else is and ask someone "can I borrow a wig"??

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@the79show Rewrite headline with "black" as the second word...how does the rest of the sentence end?

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

My kid was resistant to try walking even with our help. Finally last night we put on "Sissy That Walk" and now she's into it. No joke... Thanks @RuPaul

[Mike Severson @mikeysrad]

@roKKerchic2 @HomeDepot What did the associates say when you asked and tried to see if it was an error??