Mikey Tibble

Old Godzilla was hoppin' around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade Godzilla got pis-

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Stephen Merchant doesn't need Ricky Gervais, just look at The Outlaws. But Ricky Gervais does need Stephen Merchant, just look at Alley Cats...

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@GameATNOST "Cum in my butt boys, we're done here"

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This is how The Odyssey is meant to be watched

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Youtube on the tv bo longer automatically hovers over the skip ad button after the countdown. You have to manually move over to it now. It's a fucking wonderful addition that I absolutely love. @YouTube please keep innovating you fucks

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Karen Carpenters death could've been easily avoided and now it looks like the same thing is happening with Ariana Grande. Why hasn't anyone intervened??

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Guy who has only seen two villians seeing a third: I'm getting major Trump and Elon vibes from this

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He was the Trump in the Odyssey in case you missed it. Every Hollywood movie has to have a Trump or an Elon as the villain, this is the rule

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I wasnt into sports cars or cars in general as a kid so when another kid asked me what my favourite car was i froze and blurted out Hudson Hornet

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@tchalla_jonsson I dont know but I hear the blues a callin

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@itsMelDaley That's fucking creepy doing that shit

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@MarvelStudios They got him

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@edgarwright @Mala_Chai_Tea

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@nocontextmemes They take your blood and run it through a centrifuge during platelet donation to separate the platelets and then put the blood back in so I guess so.

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Was always a weird choice of song for Lego Rockband...

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@unhingedfeed 33 is universally known as the time women hit menopause. Wtf does this even mean?

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@TheNotoriousMMA At least they didn't have to surgically remove a tampon from inside of you...

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@ManletThorin We went and saw a version of Othello instead that is based in a modern day army base and it was miles better

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This heat had us bugged by flies relentlessly. We got a venus fly trap apposed to fly paper and there's not a single fly in the house

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@wreckette Dewey Cox too. "AND YOU NEVER ONCE PAID FOR DRUGS... NOT ONCE"

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@CavemanSenator Stop eating beetroot and green gummy bears

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@Lord_Sugar They're inside cassettes Al! You should know that the Amstrad 464 took cassettes!!