khael

🐯 ‘23 | UE DMD ‘29

[Maxi | 🇦🇷 @KilosMorales]

Live action WHAT

[win @WINCOCKLUVR]

don't ever ask a filipino

[THE ADACHIPEDE @toxicspikes_]

forgot i got them to call me this and it caught me off guard

[Minions @Minions]

IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT MINIONS?

SYBAU - stuart yells banana! at u
SDIYBT - start diving into yellow buddy traditions
PTFITB - please tell father i took bob
PMO - purple minion opps

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i said taylor swift’s new album sucks and i didn’t even get a single death threat from a swiftie. that’s how bad it is.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Adulthood hits hard

[atelier🌙 @arainydancer]

when a game is so good you replay it like 4 fucking times to see all the endings, it's basically like this

[paul dano’s lawyer | CLOSED COMMS @niIagangbaka]

thats why Bruce Wayne is my goat #BahaSaLuneta #trillionpeoplemarch

[Joe Applebrook @joe_applebrook]

How did I never notice the theme song was American Idiot

[manuel @manwelllb_]

I can feel a crash out incoming

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

Holy shit a funny German joke