Mikhailei

all that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Socialism is the fire department saving your house. Capitalism is the insurance company denying your claim.

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he CLEARED him so bad i’m crying😭

[Lilly @lillybilly299]

When I was 15 I was on a camping trip and it was really buggy and one of the other kids (who was a creationist) said "I wonder if we're breeding super mosquitoes by only killing the slow ones" and I said "I thought you didn't believe in evolution" and everyone got mad at me

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

[Sawyer Hackett @SawyerHackett]

ICE agent at a workplace raid: “you guys understand we have a signed warrant to be here”

Worker: “And here’s my bag of f*cks”

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[Mikhailei @mikhailei]

@_missemmy1_ @FedEx @FedExHelp Thank you so much for sharing this 🙏♥️ I will not rest until he is brought back home to us and this never happens to anyone ever again. It’s simply abhorrent that this occurred in the first place.

[Emily💜 @_missemmy1_]

@FedEx / @FedExHelp How could you be so negligent to lose someones pet?! This is NOT okay, find Otis and return him to his family!!

* Screenshots directly from Creepiecutiecritters post on Instagram *

[Mikhailei @mikhailei]

@ChrisMotionless Absolutely fucking amazing 🤘

[Mikhailei @mikhailei]

@MIWband Number 9 now 🤪🤘 you all deserve it, the song rocks!

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

The 9/11 photos we will never forget

https://t.co/nwZv6CRvJ3

[Mikhailei @mikhailei]

@ChrisMotionless @WheresBryce definitely sinematic! you guys killed it! 🤟🏼💕

[Mikhailei @mikhailei]

@GNRVINYL felt that hard

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

on a cocktail of election depression, seasonal depression and pandemic depression all at once this year is really fun

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

This is not just an election between Trump and Biden.

This election is about democracy vs. authoritarianism – and democracy must win.

The first way to do that is to get out and vote in overwhelming numbers and defeat Trump – the most dangerous president in American history.

[Mikhailei @mikhailei]

@TheGNRGirl i was supposed to breathe the same air as GN’R in July of this year but COVID deadass said sike bitch 🥺

[Mikhailei @mikhailei]

@GNRVINYL i’m being basic and saying panama bc it was playing at the iHop i was eating at last night 🤙🏼

[Mikhailei @mikhailei]

@ICENINEKILLS 2 years?!? that’s crazy! i remember listening to the album over and over again senior year the day it came out, no fucks given if the teacher wanted my headphones out during class, the album is just too good 🤙🏼