Mikhail Fischer

Law student. Self proclaimed good boyfriend. I like chess but I can’t play for the life of me. Cave diving regional champion. 🇲🇹

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

If I tell universities I’m black on my application to get diversity points and then I pull up to an interview looking like Casper the Friendly Ghost will they kick me out?

[dyl the tamandua @dyllikethepickl]

me and the girl i pulled by being weird as fuck

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

“You have 3 viruses on your PC. Do you want to delete them?” No, I want to keep them. Wanker.

[Elmo @elmo]

It’s a beautiful day in Elmo’s neighborhood! ☀️

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

How did we go from environmental policies being the best possible vote farming technique to openly paying billionaires to build their AI poison factories in our cities

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

In 2015 I lowkirkenuinely enjoyed the movie Pixels

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

University is like unemployment but you have to pay for it and you are not allowed to sleep

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

You are not a libertarian, you are a 14 year old and you are failing high school

[chicken @chickenincrisis]

fun fact: fuck you

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Your timeline has been blessed by a Pomeranian dressed as Paddington.

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

Do NOT stop asking

[TSA @TSA]

We’ve seen your request but unfortunately no… Jimothy is not eligible for the K9 team. He’s too small for the “do not pet” vests & we don’t have any raccoon trainers.

Please stop asking.

[Mikhail Fischer @MikhailFischer]

Discord should limit the amount of friends you can add to 100 because anyone talking regularly to more than 100 people doesn’t need to be on discord

[♡꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ @wifetummy]

me when you wake up