Tony M

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi 😐

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi no tattoos > tattoos with actual personal meaning and symbolism > "eh, just because I liked it"

met a girl last weekend who talked about her tattoos, totally random designs and this was basically her answer. Then she started trauma dumping and admitted she is a hard Lefty.

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi "Hey Bro, you know what would be funny? If the bomb explodes and your new computer just lands right in front of you. Heh, loser." *hits right shoulder to trigger the aggression switch you installed in me like fucking Pavlov*

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi Just reminds me how I was surprisingly kicked out of the building during the evacuation effort. at 6:xx am or something and you went out of your house at 7am on a summer morning to spend the time with me and constantly make jokes how I am about to lose everything I own 😐

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@omoelerinjare1 @E_GuriGashi legend has it, your mom's papuce once eliminated a gypsy ring leader across the street

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@tirajnews @E_GuriGashi the battle with you mom will be legendary

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi i noticed its always the "persians" in the neighborhood that prefer this light. I guess then their chandelier looks fancier that way.

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi https://t.co/4cplTZVosQ

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi das war dein #TanawaMoment
sie war wie eine Sitznachbarin für mich als ich dich kennenlernte, du Verbrecher 😐

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi "Stranger", ja? 😐

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@unonumero_56 @E_GuriGashi 🫥

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi Wie waren da die Regeln? Hab nur die Meins/Smart Spiel Regeln im Kopf noch 😐

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi The only thing that stuck from latin class was the many synonyms of "prostitute" that Ms. Ritter taught us. 😐

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi :|

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@vaespc you all wont live to see 2050 wtf

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi I think it was his walking aids and not his wheelchair. And dont forget that he was also upset that it was hard to eat the kebap bread because he was missing so many teeth and he disliked one of the veggies iirc.
And he claimed he was a veteran.

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi "Ey Manc, lets eat some Indian food," he said.
"It will give us strength," he said.

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi time to forge a sword that becomes a family heirloom and is inherited only to the first son with gladius as middle name

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi duuu, die lesen auch die sachen, die du über pepe schreibst. du gehörst wegesperrt

[Tony M @mikhead1]

@E_GuriGashi Der gute Ben Zille hatte einige gute momente