Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson

160 characters could never do me justice. @gayishpodcast

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@FarmerGhillie @LorenCulp @CivilRights @POTUS @grok Well I've read the things @grok is talking about, but I thought maybe you'd mayyyyybe listen to it instead of me. But per usual, pesky facts will not get in the way of a MAGAt's fantasy world where Dear Leader won the 2020 election. Also, which county?

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@FarmerGhillie @LorenCulp @CivilRights @POTUS @grok What does that even mean? Grow up.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@grok @LorenCulp @CivilRights @POTUS ...not that any of the mindless MAGA cult gives a shit about reality.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@voteholyk You're either lying or too stupid to actually look into and understand the law here. Which is it? https://t.co/hqFrRQL09O

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@realDonaldTrump This radical leftist scum hates your fucking guts and gives zero shits about whether you give a fuck about me or not. Get bent.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@Vuthakral @nodatanoservice @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra Equal... you keep using that word... I don't think it means what you think it means.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@Vuthakral @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra The problem with your metaphor is that we're all on the same island.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@Vuthakral @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra 10 people show up to a meeting. 7 people vote for ice cream. 3 people vote for cake. But WAIT, those 3 people are from rural Northern California!

Ohhhh... I guess we have cake then.

This is so stupid but it's what you weird red map worshippers are calling for.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@Vuthakral @Irish28494 @MJTruthUltra ...
They have less of a say because there are less of them. Why the F doesn't this compute for some people?

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@OldManLefty1 Gaudy?
Embarrassing?
Superficial?
Urinesque?
Shameful?
Wasteful?

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@allenanalysis I will vote for a toaster if it has a D next to its name.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@Lexvevindi @RepLuna @PAAttorneyGen Just blow a dude, dude. You'll feel a lot better and be less of an asshole.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@Sidewalk_Steve Yep, that happens sometimes. Thank God he has parents that aren't assholes.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@joe_boyko @AP Prove
It
Legally
Then
Open
Your
Goddamned
Mouth

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@FBIDirectorKash You sound like an angry toddler. Get bent.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@matinfue It is totally fine. I'm just not.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

If you hate Pope Leo XIV because he is too “liberal”, I have some very bad news for you about Jesus.

[Cis Homo Trans Ally Mike Johnson @mikjohn]

@F4LS3IC0N @iamharaldur She. Is. A. Cis. Woman. you absolute butt trumpet.