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We could belong together.

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

me trying to fall asleep the night before something important

[nazarrr @chupkrrr]

has anyone else realized there's nothin to watch on youtube anymore

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

During an event in Taiwan, strong winds caused 7-Eleven Taiwan's mascot to disappear into the sky accompanied by pleasant background music.

[Cassandra 🎬🧜🏻‍♀️ @TheMovieMermaid]

I can’t do this

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

sorry about the world you have been born into.

[cyrilbhau | conscious engines @cyrilbhau]

everyday i find new reasons to love the fact that this app is free to use

[dan 🐝 @niloucitas]

siento q he vivido 30 vidas desde q pasó esto

[filmjoshi @hellrnaster]

you work in customer service long enough you start realizing some people are walking around operating on a subhuman level

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

The threat of homelessness and hunger can be quite coercive

[Actually_Tina_prepping for the 4th_FFXIV @Actually_Tina]

God gives his best punchlines to people with no sense of humor

[Cinthia @sinnthiuh_]

I wanna quit my job to focus on going to the gym in the mornings instead

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[mila 🍰 @lastgrlon_earth]

why does my stomach have the nerve to growl when the fat is literally right there for it to eat

[video girl @itsmarioIiveira]

recebi um e-mail no trabalho que a empresa tava sorteando uma camisa da copa do mundo e cliquei depois descobri que era teste do TI pra reconhecermos pishing eu caí agora to tendo que fazer treinamento de segurança cibernética

[Shmooogan Shmooosey @UngluedToast]

Y'all are going to have to stop naming your cats Miso and Mochi man cut it out

[arnayyy ☆ 🍎🥧 @arnielf_9]

"?" 😭😭😭😭😭

[tandoori chaap roll @slothinpractice]

Honestly the woman divorcing her husband for gifting that makeup kit to his co worker is soo valid because the corporate culture has normalised the concept of "work spouses" to a disturbing extent. Adultery is adultery bro

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

People laugh about how cats love boxes, but if there was suddenly a box bigger than you in your living room, you'd probably go in it too.