Mik ❁

[Mik ❁ @mikkygeee]

Couldn’t care less about the Grammys but Best Dance/Electronic Album going to Beyoncé is utter bullshit like are you actually kidding me 🤮🤮

[Mik ❁ @mikkygeee]

@DailyLoud Joey Chestnut

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Every single time one of these “which do you see?” Or “which do you hear?” phenomenons go viral, I will be amazed and I will post it. That’s a promise.

I hear Barbie and Fuck both clear as day depending on what I’m listening for

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there are only two options. for me today

1. be so good. and hope my politeness is eventually rewarded. with food
2. be a menace. and take every opportunity i have. to steal the food

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

My son was disappointed to realize that the US team was playing a country called Wales and not a large group of whales in what I guess he imagined to be a large soccer-seaworld extravaganza.

[Mik ❁ @mikkygeee]

More headlines like this, please

[NPR @NPR]

BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. https://t.co/iqIcaN3SZA

[August @augustep11]

You either date Pete Davidson or have a baby with Nick Cannon. Those are the only two life paths for women

[Mik ❁ @mikkygeee]

@mariolopezviva Your*

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is upset. that a piece of my hair. was in their food. that is called a garnish. there is no need to make a scene

[Michael Angelo 🎥 @1stbestMA_]

dear god I am so sick of hearing about the Antonelli’s fucking cheese shop

[Herbo @ManLikeGinola]

NFL marketing department

[A🤾🏽‍♂️ @Akzyy]

The Queen when Meghan Markle comes to say her goodbyes

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

remember when the only thing you worried about was whether or not Plankton would steal the krabby patty formula?

[Mik ❁ @mikkygeee]

SYDNEY MOTHER FUCKING MCLAUGHLIN

[Mik ❁ @mikkygeee]

That womens steeple final was the best race I’ve ever seen in my life holy shit

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

you ever have a friend become a doctor and are like "oh no...are doctors dumb"

[Mik ❁ @mikkygeee]

*cringes*

[TMZ @TMZ]

Jim Harbaugh was the keynote speaker at a "Right to Life" event ... where he delivered a strong message on abortion, saying, “I believe in having the courage to let the unborn be born.” https://t.co/RayScpvLfl

[Mik ❁ @mikkygeee]

Can you imagine going through your life being this mean and angry for no reason. Yikes x a billion

[Jenna Ellis 🐊 @realJennaEllis]

The person who didn’t pay attention in 6th grade civics and selfishly quit Team USA is awarded the presidential medal of freedom. Only in Joe Biden’s America. He also quit Team USA a long time ago.

baby stick to your landings and grow up

[bec @benepla_]

every time a new stranger things season drops ppl r like "we all love blorpy, the beloved new character" and then a week later "how could they just kill blorpy like that" open your eyes