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[trish @ultragloss]

today is the last day u can retweet this for the next 10 years

[c h i c o @mrckpld]

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rt this for a better life in 2020!

[Addatude @addatude_]

I thought that the kid who saw mommy kissing Santa Claus saw mommy participating in an affair before I ever considered it was the dad dressed as Santa

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

*mom typing*
*mom typing*
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*4 minutes later*
"Ok👍🏻"

[b.b @benoobrown]

me after I’ve eaten my lunch before 10am:

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

Me thinking of all the nice things I want to do for someone after they’re mildly nice to me:

[LIBRA @AboutLibras]

When #Libra is silent, it's either they're over-thinking, falling apart or crying inside.

[LIBRA @AboutLibras]

#Libra mouth automatically says "Fuck" when something wrong happens. They can't help it.

[🌻 @oyerooh]

you owe yourself one hour a day of self-maintenance. it can include reading, writing, yoga, exercise, dancing, meditation, painting, or whatever, but you owe it to yourself. one hour, 1/24 of your day. that is less than 5%. it matters, it really does.

[Satan @s8n]

Stop letting Jesus take the wheel, he sucks at driving.

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

my mental earth’s
health climate
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rapidly declining

[Joe @NotSoAverageJoe]

Brave soldiers making their voices heard at the #Area51storm “clap them cheeks” they sing - I’m emotional