emmy ౨ৎ

occupation: professional secretary

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

IDC IDC IDC FUCK YOU GO BIRDS

[alex ☁️ @msidnights]

THAT’S A REAL FUCKING LEGACY

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

the picture you send the fiancé when he asks how the bach trip is going:

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

sweetie girl muffin fatfat supreme

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

i’ve been balling on a budget so the amount of money i’ve spent this weekend is DEVASTATING

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

posted this and then he sent me a pic of his untoasted bagel bc the toaster is broken and i wont let him buy a new one bc theyre getting married in 89 days and its a perfect registry item 😭💀

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

can never relate to the ppl who are scared to leave their boyfriend w their friends bc my besties man send me pics of my cat when she being a baby and tells me when my bestie is in a bad mood and he thinks i’ll be better at talking to her abt it like this is us

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

because it is that serious

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

from the archives circa 2020

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

its met day which means every man that wears a plain black suit gets exploded in my mind

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

yeah no im doing good why do you ask

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

nothing quite like napping in your bestfriends bed when shes out at a birthday party

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

release night went well i think

[bella ★ @blockbellaout]

THE HOLY TRINITY

[lexi ❤️ DAUGHTER FROM HELL @finallyclean_]

“wow I can’t wait to listen to noah kahan’s new album” I say with a smile…. I WAS THEN SHOT 82 TIMES, RUN OVER BY A TRUCK AND THROWN OFF A CLIFF

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

“wheres jenna”
sorry bud aunt jennas working
“jenna nights”
yeah aunt jenna works nights but she wishes she was here w you 😭😭😭

[emmy ౨ৎ @mikraslin]

oldest nephew has come to realize that my presence is often accompanied by jenna and so now when i go hang out without her when shes working he asks where she is 😭😭😭