h⁷

you think you got taste? oh baby, how do you know..?

[h⁷ @mikrokosmosity]

Mentally I’m always here

[방탄소년단 @BTS_twt]

I was so happy..
#JIMIN
#Jk

[EVOOpsych @EOpsych]

Patriarchal class solidarity is wild. A woman says "my husband and I try for a little physical intimacy every night, even if it doesn't lead to sex" and one zillion men mobilize on the husband's behalf to call her an abusive bitch and tell women to open their legs and lie back

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The New York Knicks have officially won their first NBA Championship in 53 years, defeating the San Antonio Spurs.

It is the Knicks’ first NBA title since 1973.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Without even trying, Jalen Brunson has completely embodied the central tenets of Shaolin in a way that Wemby has not yet mastered.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Knicks fan threw an egg that landed right on Wemby’s head 😳

[aarøn. @ayroned]

saying you in somebody head and then smoking a 29 point lead is the funniest thing a French person has ever done

[NBA @NBA]

It's even better in slow motion 😏

[kareem 🪴 🦧 @kareemisposting]

FUCK TEXAS FUCK FRANCE FUCK THE ALAMO FUCK EVERYWHERE THAT ISNT THE BRONX BROOKLYN QUEENS MANHATTAN AND STATEN ISLAND

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

Need a subway rat to chew on Wemby’s achilles like it’s a wire tonight

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

Fuck that tall ass bitch

[Rachel Leishman @RachelLeishman]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGEL JEWISH
MY SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[SG💍🏆 @SG212MSG]

Me watching Wemby for the rest of his career:

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

.@elmo

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Anthony Bourdain: "Listening to you people makes me want to go join the communist party. You're living off the labor of a repressed underclass."

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[Hans Amato @HansAmato]

The most fucked up thing about American food is that you have to be a paranoid lunatic just to feed yourself something that won't kill you in 30 years.

You're paying $400 a month at Whole Foods to avoid $200,000 in medical bills the food industry will hand you at 60.

The default snack is a chemical no European country lets in. The default cooking oil was invented in 1911 in a soap factory by Procter and Gamble. The default protein bar is sugar wrapped in marketing. The default "healthy" yogurt has more sugar than ice cream. The default breakfast cereal was invented by a guy who wanted to make people less horny.

That's not a joke btw. John Harvey Kellogg literally believed corn flakes would reduce masturbation. The cereal aisle is downstream of his crusade.

You have to FIGHT to find real bread.

FIGHT to find a chicken that wasn't raised in a steroid bath.

FIGHT to find olive oil that hasn't been cut with canola in a warehouse in Spain.

FIGHT to find a restaurant that doesn't cook everything in soybean oil.

FIGHT to read every label like it's evidence at a murder trial.

Your great-grandfather ate what was on his farm and he lived to 89. You eat 87 ingredients you can't pronounce per meal and you'll be on a statin at 52.

Somehow this is "progress."

The American food industry is a $1.5 trillion machine and the medical industry is a $4.5 trillion machine. Different shareholders, same business model: make you sick, then sell you the management.

Doritos in your kid's lunchbox.

Lipitor in his lunchbox 30 years later.

Same parent companies sometimes. PepsiCo owns Quaker. Quaker pushed oatmeal as "heart healthy" while loading it with sugar. Mondelez owns Cadbury, Oreo, Ritz, Triscuit, Wheat Thins. Kraft Heinz owns Kraft Mac and Cheese, Velveeta, Capri Sun, Lunchables. The 7 companies that make 87% of what's on a typical American grocery shelf all have pharma stock holdings 2 to 3 layers deep.

The grocery walkthrough that actually keeps you alive:

> Outer aisles only. Produce, meat, dairy, eggs. Inner aisles are 90% chemistry experiments.
> Meat: pasture-raised, grass-fed, no antibiotics. Costco has decent options. Local farmers are better. Skip "natural" labels (means nothing).
> Eggs: pasture-raised, NOT cage-free (means nothing), NOT free-range (means almost nothing). Vital Farms is the easiest find.
> Butter: Kerrygold or any grass-fed brand. The yellow color is beta-carotene from grass. Pale butter = grain fed.
> Olive oil: California Olive Ranch, Kirkland's California, or single-estate Italian. Most "Italian" olive oil at Costco is Spanish-Tunisian blends cut with sunflower oil. Litigation pending.
> Bread: sourdough from a local bakery or Ezekiel-style sprouted. Avoid anything with "vegetable oil" or "soybean oil" in the ingredients.

What to delete from the cart entirely:

> Anything in a bag that didn't exist in 1950 (chips, crackers, cereal in a box, pre-mixed dressings)
> Vegetable oil, canola, soybean, corn, sunflower, safflower
> Anything with HFCS, "natural flavors," carrageenan, soy lecithin, BHT, BHA
> Sweetened yogurt (buy plain, sweeten with honey or fruit)
> Pre-packaged "healthy" snacks (granola bars, RX bars, protein cookies)

The 4-step kitchen audit that actually works:

> Cook 6 nights a week. No restaurants on weeknights. The exposure compounds when families eat out 4 times a week.
> Buy meat from one farmer for the year. Costs the same per pound, eat better cuts.
> Eggs and rice are superfoods. Stop chasing trendy ones. The basics still print.
> Skip protein bars. A boiled egg + an apple beats every $4 bar on the shelf and costs $0.80.

The system is engineered to keep you a customer.

Opt out.

DM me "REPORT" for the custom health report

here's what you get:

- full symptom and history mapping specific to you
- the most likely biological root causes behind what you're feeling
- exact labs to order and how to read the results yourself
- a prioritized protocol: what to fix, in what order, built around your body

not a generic PDF. not a supplement list. a personalized breakdown of what's actually wrong and how to fix it

the report your doctor would give you if he had 4 hours instead of 13 minutes

[yanni @greeneyedtrin]

i personally thought garcia was dominican bc only a dominican can do what she’s doing to santos no shade

[Vivian @suchnerve]

“I don’t remember my childhood.” Lemme guess, you have allergies + you poop weird + you sleep weird + you feel dizzy when you stand up quickly + you’re weirdly sensitive to certain smells/sounds/tastes/textures + you struggle to do stuff you WANT to do + you’re often sad/nervous?

[Sissi @saintsissi]

post pilates absinthe tiger balm fascia flossing stretching making out with my boyfriend with the window open and falling asleep for 14 hours