moe

she/her ✰ dni if you’re mean

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

He literally wakes up everyday and does the coolest thing ever.

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

who the hell is this guy hanging out with

[Rosa DeLauro @rosadelauro]

No?? omfg

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

In a…fucking what?

[am @cavewomaan]

me trying to get a college degree at 26 and turn my life around while the U.N. just released a report that the planet has lost the chance to prevent the worst of global warming harms

[Astolfo 🎀 @stolphie]

a job is genuinely my biggest fear in the whole fucking world. no summer vacation ?? spring break?? random 1 week off every now and then ?? you mean to tell me you expect me to go into work EVERYDAY ?? for the rest of my life ?? no wonder everyones killing themselves

[down boy @metropkwy]

Couldn’t remember what a cereal was called so I opened soundcloud and searched “puffed wheat” then realized I was on soundcloud so I switch to my actual searched bar and then I typed in “soundcloud”

[ABC News @ABC]

New York City Public Schools is banning more than half a million students and teachers from using artificial intelligence for the 2026-2027 academic year, the school district confirmed to ABC News.
https://t.co/N7eBILUXeR

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing

[Nina ☽☾ @dillydallyesque]

The concept of a grandma faking her death to live her best lesbian life

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Zohran Mamdani bans the use of AI in NYC public schools.

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

Peter Cullen has sadly passed away at the age of 85.

The voice of Eeyore.

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Performance review said I "put the office at ease with humor"

[˚₊‧꒰ა jeppy is seeing charli ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @N3XTL3V3LJ3PPY_]

today my grandma informed me that i alone have to be the one to destroy ai

[uu @um33m3]

watching someone my age do better in life than me

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I would say happy birthday, America, but unfortunately I love abortions and immigrants and public education and universal healthcare and Black people and the environment and not bombing children with my tax dollars.

[cee 🩵🐶 @cslivr]

why is nyc just heaven now

[🏳️‍🌈Tom🏳️‍🌈 @addie_1122]

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