Michel Klauer

Bad decisions make great stories.

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

It's strangely revealing when people say you've changed. Sometimes the only thing that changed is the way they see you.

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

I thought it might be the right time to elaborate above 160 digital... follow my substack:

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[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Some moments are neither a beginning nor an end — they are pure presence.
Their meaning lies not in becoming, but in simply being — brief, honest, complete.

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Just got stuck watching a Youtube video about why prime numbers make spirals. Just a minute in I wondered why I'm even watching this. There isn't even a Nobel prize for Mathematics 😅

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

#resonates

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Seeing the protests against the Trump administration rise in the US my first thought was "Isn't that the nation where everyone had a gun at home?"

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

After a week of bing watching here's a shoutout to Werner Herzog summing up the zeitgeist in one sentence: Every man for himself - God against all.

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Erleuchtung und irgendwie auch diametral eitle Einsicht: Mit Lesebrille kann ich die seit kurzem weltweit doch sehr klein gedruckten Buchstaben und Zahlen besser erkennen.

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Just overheard someone social media saying renaming The Gulf of Mexico is giving off micropenis-energy. 😅

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

This is the most hillarious I've seen Werner Herzog in... I decided to move to Orlando to be closer to... 😅

https://t.co/dqmi0CcnnN

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Just created a new Name for your yet unborn child. So if you are still looking for a unique Name, here it is:

Solariera and Solarera (h)

It's pronounced So-la-ee-ra

You're welcome

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Just overheard this and I like that: "Proper prior  planning prevents piss poor Performance "

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Yeah, I know it's random, but it's late and I just found myself laughing at the memory of a t-shirt I once saw: "Never forgetti- moms spaghetti"

Keeping the twitter spirit alive, a dormitory where every other day someone opens their door and shouts something into the hallway

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

I know what a "Klapprechner" is and now I can't stop laughing since I overheard the straight on point translation to LEGO Bricks. We even got a word for that. It's "Klemmbausteine" 😅 and the funny thing is that being a native, it makes perfect sense. 😅

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

I'd rather regret the things I said and did than having me regret not haven spoken up and being who I'm not.

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Just felt a pivotal urge to post something and now you wonder why I came up with this:

Some say it's Karma when in essence it's consequences, bygone ripples from a stone thrown into a lake of perfect tranquility - cause and effect - destined for maximum equlibrium in time.

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Shoutout to #freedom #truth #loyalty #respect #passion

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

It's a kind of decorum action if you spoil yourself the things you should try to refrain from.

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

Es gibt nichts, was es nicht gibt. #altermannschreitwolkean

[Michel Klauer @mikscd]

To the spider outside my front door: "I applaud your ambition, your dedication, your perseverence and your goal, but please..."