Michael Silver

I enjoy long, romantic walks to the fridge. Edinburgh, Scotland

[Michael Silver @miksilver]

@fesshole Just wait till you discover pivot tables!

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me was minding me own business when all of a sudden me stumbled on a huge plate of cookies!

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me sending you imaginary cookies. 🍪

[Scottish Government Jobs @scotgovjobs]

Scottish Government Graduate Recruitment - Investing in your potential.

Only 7 days to go before our application window opens for the 2023 programme!

Follow us for updates on our #GradRoles

#SGGDP2023 #ExcitingCareers

[Michael Silver @miksilver]

@JamboGilly Could be worse, you could be trying to drive in what’s left of Edinburgh’s “roads”. More like dirt tracks in most places.

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Cookies.

[Michael Silver @miksilver]

@iamtomskinner @GBNEWS *affected

[Michael Silver @miksilver]

@UberFacts Burn fossil fuels

[Michael Silver @miksilver]

@UberFacts Men are the most dangerous people on this planet

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

On the sad occasion of her passing, please take a moment to enjoy the time The Queen was excited to see some cows.

May she rest in peace.

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

My parents just told me they’re straight. I don’t approve of the lifestyle but I still love them.

[Mary Davis @MaryDavis1990]

If you are a Scot and not angry that the oil that was running out in 2014 is now going to save the UK's economy you really need to waken up.

[STV News @STVNews]

The number of people in hospital with coronavirus in Scotland has reached its highest total ever since the start of the pandemic.

https://t.co/1wNnkdpHO2

[Michael Silver @miksilver]

@PeteG1973 Go for a short stubbly look 🥰

[Michael Silver @miksilver]

@D3ekster @CSponcho @Fergoodness 1/3 Why don’t you submit an FOI request @D3ekster asking for more details of the cost breakdown, it’s going to include logistics, operation of the on request ordering system, customer service etc that haven’t been mentioned so far.

[Daniel Onoja @thedanielonoja]

Overthinking 101

[Michael Silver @miksilver]

@gazmatik Happy birthday ya radge! Hope you can’t remember it 🤪🤪🤪🥳🎈

[Michael Silver @miksilver]

@DM12987749 @steve62040187 @SkyNews FALSE. “62% of the total population stated their identity was ‘Scottish only’.” https://t.co/fvnx8wsVLe

[Denise Godsman @dcg_711130]

Scottish Government press briefing on coronavirus in Lego with @jasonleitch @NicolaSturgeon @JeaneF1MSP and Robert, BSL interpreter #staysafe #ClearYourHead