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@infinityward why would u get rid of one in the chamber and the gungame on FFA gunplay? Those where the best! #Rattled #MW3

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Oh, you're in a hurry? Please explain how tailgating me helps you get there faster.

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I'm a leader not a follower. Unless it's a dark place, then you're going first.

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Adele may set fire to the rain, but Spongebob can make a campfire underwater.

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That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off.

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Damn bitch, replace your chap stick with a glue stick and shut the hell up!

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When you plug your charger into your phone but hours later realize your charger wasn’t plugged in.

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Snooki’s babies due date is December 21st. I guess the Mayans knew what they were talking about after all.

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That moment when you are actually telling the truth but you laugh so everyone thinks you are lying.

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Dear raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies , you are the reason I have trust issues...

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Women are like soda, nobody likes when they're flat

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Clapping the longest during an assembly because you're a fearless bastard

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I got expelled from the public library for putting all the "womens rights" books in the fiction section.

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

Or RT this with the hashtag #KP3D2 if you fancy this one!

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@badluckbrian Family throws graduation party. Doesnt graduate

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Hey auto correct, stop tampering with my swear words, you mother forklift.

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@soccer_probs_ looks more like their having gay sex to me.

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If twin males marry twin females, and they each have a child, will both children look alike?

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Santa has elves. America has China.

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One time a handicapped bird got stuck in my wind chimes and accidentally wrote the new Nickelback song.