mcfryla

[Traditionally Sarah🇺🇸 @TraditionSarah]

So I went to Costco without a membership, I snuck around the card readers, I didn’t want to wait in line to get an actual membership or one day pass. They caught me in the store and asked me to leave or go to the service desk and get a membership. Instead of leaving I demanded free products and food and waved a Sam’s club flag in the middle of their store to show them just how much I love Costco and want to stay. When they still asked me to leave I began stealing whatever I could and threw frozen hamburger patties at security. They should have just let me shop there without a membership, I’m special!

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

men are like "i like you too much this is why i have to never see you again goodbye”

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

have you considered that maybe you see angel numbers all the time because your screen time is 12 hours

[peter @arabatman_]

talking before 10am is crazy like shut up man

[‏ً @wlthdrawls]

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[critter @BecomingCritter]

retard is normal now, what word should we bring back next

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry

[cinder @blackcindyy]

me after 6 tequila shots

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@maddysonline

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@salamanders_ Are u ok

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@maddysonline I know

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@kylefitzy8 Are there any deals on mozz sticks rn

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@manderspaige My job

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@manderspaige Didn’t it use to be this

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@maddysonline Do u mean a chocolate orange bc yes

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@HunterFloofyFox @DemDoesstuffAD @slcpd

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@dvnmstrs Can neither confirm nor deny

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@toastprincess6 One time I put mine off for a month and my car just stopped working and smoke came out of the engine in the middle of no where Montana/Idaho border and I had to spend over 2k on tow trucks

[mcfryla @mikylaaaa]

@toastprincess6 Missed u