girl

[amaybetino @amaybetino]

in case Dog Days Are Over comes on

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Drake the type of guy to say "hello is anyone there?" in a haunted house

[girl @milanamayz]

i just ate canes now it’s going to be a battle between me and my toilet #victory

[helen @helen]

girl he’s YOUR man

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

nobody:
me to my alien: so this is a crunchwrap supreme

[🐌 @Wheeema]

This shit took me OUT

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

As an alpha male, I rebuke rollercoasters. I will not be jostled and flown along a silly track according to another man's engineering. Flipping around some pervert's dream. And what if I squeal??

[makayla @makaylathinks]

looking at my boyfriend stand in the shower behind the sliding glass door like i’m at the aquarium

[ig: @dyslexic_daddy @dyslexic_daddyy]

I be like “why is god giving me his hardest battles” and the battle is having to go to work tomorrow

[sweet flea @pomawanian]

put my ashes in the elefun PUT MY ASHES IN TGE ELEFUN