milan madski

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

@monicamadski there’s room for one more in the dining room

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

@monicamadski ☹️

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

@monicamadski we miss u

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

Monica : what are you doing?
Me: oh I’m back on Twitter...just deleting my old tweets that were dumb
Monica: soo...like...ALL of them? *snicker*

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

@KaleighRogers people still fighting over whose 2000 year old miracle (of dubious origin) was better

[The Verge @verge]

The world's largest SSD is now shipping for $10,000 https://t.co/YmYHRV50VV via @circuitbreaker

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

My wife bought anti-wrinkle cream. I tried some on my scrotum, and confirmed that anti wrinkle creams are definitely a beauty hoax

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

This is the Ghostbusters theme song cover you deserve https://t.co/DSt3qKFMI9 via @verge

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

@cnutsmith I believe Ottawankers is the term you're searching for

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

When did we reach the point where a chai latte is milk with sugar syrup?

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

Ok I just bought some athletic gear, which makes the next box of doughnuts guilt-free.

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

The American Kennel Club should be reclassified as an animal cruelty organization for fucking up the definition of a healthy dog. #assholes

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

I enjoy listening to #Drake , but he sure likes to rhyme words with, you know, the exact same word

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

May the lisp be with you

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

To be fair , she kinda deserves it for calling a cab instead of, you know, Uber. https://t.co/kQHLqZiRX9

[CBC Toronto @CBCToronto]

Blind woman files complaint after she says cab drivers reject her and guide dog https://t.co/zJhqfAorv1

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

Lots of research seems to be happening in the Captain Obvious science category today https://t.co/oEkZInduUt

[Scientific American @sciam]

Data show drug price hikes added billions in costs for consumers, employers, governments https://t.co/1OSUTAViiP

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

Wow what a shocker. Not. https://t.co/I4HP0p1ei5

[Science News @ScienceNews]

Persistent, heavy pot smoking starting in adolescence heralds serious financial troubles by age 38: https://t.co/Xs0dmxizCW

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

DJ Khaled take note: being comfortable with rejection and failure = the actual keys to more success https://t.co/atFz2fZNbl

[Guardian Science @guardianscience]

The only way to achieve anything is to become comfortable with rejection. Here’s how | Linda Blair https://t.co/MfbW6lma4k

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

I think someone needs to invent a barbecue that is not the number 1 choice for a winter home for every spider on the block

[milan madski @MilanMadski]

Purchasing fine scotch:
Call LCBO: LOL FU DWEEB!
Call Alberta: anything u want we will call scotland and get it