am

sorry i don't speak english

[am @milano_tx]

"sorry i can't go i'm almost out of gas"

[am @milano_tx]

is this 1940 because it feels like 1940

[sydney bieber @ladydavinci]

The way local tattoo shops will have 4.5 stars on google while producing work like this

[am @milano_tx]

@cqm___ @garrettginner hell yeah!

[am @milano_tx]

@garrettginner @cqm___ i second the civic si or civic type r.. i have a 2018 civic si and its fun as fuck

[am @milano_tx]

@Zack63077067 @whosphobic @GoodPoliticGuy whats about people that are in the military already and have a ton of student debt too? lol

[am @milano_tx]

this didn't age well

[am @milano_tx]

i will never get sick of seeing the gas price below $2

[am @milano_tx]

hey

[am @milano_tx]

@zoeskout damn ok. nice, are you at one of the denton stores now?

[am @milano_tx]

@bpfeiffs @ginamilanoo miss u ❤

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

hinga dinga durgen

#LeifEriksonDay

[am @milano_tx]

@miller_k80 right haha. i'm about to dm you about what i found

[am @milano_tx]

@miller_k80 no problem, i love apartment hunting lol

[am @milano_tx]

@miller_k80 i work in liverpool delivering and see a ton of dogs at almost all of the apartments i deliver to, but i can check for sure for you

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Cashier #1: “Can I help you?”
Me: How long would it take to get a turkey burger to go?
Cashier #1: “About 5 minutes”
Cashier #2: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
Me: yes
Cashier #1: “Do you want a turkey burger then?”
Me: yes please, and an iced tea
Cashier #1: “Can I get a name?”

[Imagine Dragons Hate Account. @_21Average_]

I’m gonna fucking kill myself

[KB @kbnoswag]

Love how Gatorade “flavors” are like “icy charge” and “Cascade crash” and “Arctic blitz” instead of things that would even remotely indicate what you’re about to taste

[pw @petewentz]

Why does the thumb get a unique name and the toe equivalent is just “the big toe”?

[am @milano_tx]

@miller_k80 these kinds of videos make me unreasonably sad lol