Christine Mild

Hi, you may or may not know me. But you are welcome to call me America.

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

The worst part about being a performer is that google is always available to embarrass you.

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

i haven't tweeted in years, but I came on here long enough to change my password. #byeeeeeeeeeee

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

finish the phrase: if the paparazzi followed my life as closely as taylor swift's...

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

The Bachelor would be 1000 times better if everyone wore their own clothes

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Sensible pub crawl for my last night in NYC. 12 bars. Club and lime. Life.

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Dear astorians,
The n train is under construction after 10am this week so there are delays. Take the r or leave extra time!

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

To my friend, Tim. A late summer jam. http://t.co/X5lXZtQH

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

BOS=>ORD. Coming atcha chicago!!

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Private pool day on cape cod? Check. Hammock? Check. Bliss? Triple check.

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Channel your inner winner! Tim Gunn, you are the sweetest.

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Suddenly I have two shows left and am coming home to chicago. Time flies. #nuns

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Life is good. #capecod

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

I had forgotten how forward new York guys are. I've been here a week and have been asked out on 5 dates by strangers.

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Perhaps a little more sleep. Back to the pillow. Thinking today I will get my Brooklyn bagel fix. #timdunndidthistome #andilovehim

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Walking down 30th ave on my commute to work. #memories #changes #3yogurtstores #58restaurants #hydracolonicsonmyoldstreet

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Airport security lines. On Sundays. #meemawisgoingonvacation #youmeanihavetotakeoffmyshoes #babiesandpets #ohyouneedtoseemyidletmegetmypurse

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

Taxi magic'ing my way to ohare. Brunch with @timothydunn is forthcoming. #reunion

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

I will tell ya what, it's been a lovely week. Time to pack!! NYC tomorrow. For a week. Then cape cod!!

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

My greatest success in life seems to be secreting parking spots.

[Christine Mild @mildchild]

It is very important to me that my air freshener and laundry detergent are patriotic. Esp if they are made in china!