alex (elongated muskrat)

existential dread.

[alex (elongated muskrat) @mildlyalex]

I'm just a girl standing in my basement trying to get my cat to go into my room without having to chase her.

[alex (elongated muskrat) @mildlyalex]

@NetflixTudum How about you fix your livestream or at least address that no one can see it??

[alex (elongated muskrat) @mildlyalex]

Once upon a time @tacobell had windows in their quesadilla bags. When they got rid of them, they also got rid of their ability to cut them gently—or in this case, at all 🤣yall brought back volcano sauce, bring back the quesadilla window

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

Gamer Stuff 💥 You might know I was a character in Borderlands 3 ‘BALEX’ I’m not in 4 but I’ve been playing it.. And it’s addictive. This is not a Paid review. Respect to Randy Pichford @Borderlands

[alex (elongated muskrat) @mildlyalex]

Lorne Michaels needs to fucking go because ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME @nbcsnl ?!

[alex (elongated muskrat) @mildlyalex]

@USCitizenZero @SasQuatchamo1 @ABC Does it bother you my guy?

[alex (elongated muskrat) @mildlyalex]

@SasQuatchamo1 @ABC It doesn’t appear she did 😬

[archived @SunnySuns63]

Reminder that he was a racist, zionist ,a trump supporter and homphobic

Rest in piss

[alex (elongated muskrat) @mildlyalex]

@SasQuatchamo1 @ABC That is exactly what I mean lmaooooo how do you party if you’re comatose my guy 🤣😂🤣

[alex (elongated muskrat) @mildlyalex]

@SasQuatchamo1 @ABC Yeah nothing like getting wild on Zyrtec and Benadryl am I right

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump plans to sign an executive order to cancel student visas and deport “resident aliens” who participated in pro-Palestinian protests.

"To all the resident aliens who joined in the pro-jihadist protests, we put you on notice: come 2025, we will find you, and we will deport you. I will also quickly cancel the student visas of all Hamas sympathizers on college campuses, which have been infested with radicalism like never before.”

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

"Americans like Private Insurance"?

[trash jones @jzux]

they’re getting final destinationed but for going to jail

[alex (elongated muskrat) @mildlyalex]

That Bon Jovi performance made me want to take back my vote for Kamala 😂😂😂

[Wizarding News™ @wizardingnews]

So... we know that JK Rowling gets extra nasty when she receives bad news about her Harry Potter franchise... and we know wizardingworld dot com was quietly redirected to harrypotter dot com last month...

[tap for more] 🧵

[jess @enchantedjess13]

so cool to see a powerful foreign leader like the queen of genovia make an endorsement

[Tony Evers @Tony4WI]

*And get shit done.