alex immohr

So what if I'm fat

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@Jakugod69 Hahahahaha ok valid, I was just jealous

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

Just watched some lady walk into a squat rack to take pictures of herself for 5 minutes then leave the rack without doing a single squat. God is dead.

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

Where do I rank among CS players ever?

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

Nikola Jokic was so happy when he realized DeMarcus Cousins was asking him questions. 🤣🤣🤣

This is amazing.

(via @NBA)

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

Dear god I’m so lonely.

#Pokemon30 #PokemonGO

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@ammojags Hahahaha exactly

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

Since when did #snowflakes start making Cheerios? Smh what happened to the cereal I loved 🙄

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@ammojags Hahahahaha that’s what I’m saying, they used to make us stronger by belittling us. Now we’re supposed to just lift ourselves up and be happy??? Smh

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@Jakugod69 Was thinking the exact same thing

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

The amount of people I’ve seen fully stopped while merging onto a highway lately is insane

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

I just ate enough pork to get me and my next 7 lifetimes banned from Mosques worldwide

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@ammojags Idk but we need to find a way. This should be priority number 1 in America right now

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

If somebody doesn’t use their blinker then you should be able to remove them from their car and kick them in the balls as hard as you can with no repercussion

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@Jakugod69 Hahahahahahaha true

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

https://t.co/NTfN0EYzab

#AlWorldTakeover

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@Jakugod69 Uncle Jaku will raise them to be the smash gods that dad never could

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@Jakugod69 Don’t worry I’ll be there for your first <3

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

Finally got a perfect shiny after almost 10 years of playing pokemon go 🥹

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@Jackson_Pierce 🤫 🤫🤫

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

@Jackson_Pierce Stop

[alex immohr @mildlylargeal]

I just want to get married to Ella Purnell and I feel like I’m not asking a lot