dazai comes to hacking up chlorinated water with a sore chest, few broken ribs and chuuya staring down at him with an unreadable expression. and oh boy dazai’s fucking PISSED he was too busy actively dying to feel chuuyas lips on his
lifeguard chuuya and freak with a crush dazai—a regular at the pool, constantly trying to create fake rescue scenarios to get the ‘kiss of life’ from chuuya. except one time he goes too far and actually drowns himself and chuuya has to pull him out and work on him for real +
june 1st and albatross strolls over to chuuya, big fat grin on his face and wishes him a happy pride month and chuuya is like ‘okayyy …. why are you saying this to me tho?’ and tross just gives him a slow look up and down