Mildred

Intern @ BlackRock | septum piercing owner | MTB | vaguely bisexual | diagnosed autist

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Having a kind of bad day

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@thenationsking There was none I was in a high button up😭😭

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I spoke to a former governor last night and he glanced at my boobs upwards of 4 times

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@qhigglebttm I was trying to plug my laptop charger in and it just happened idek how

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I just got shocked by an outlet and I felt the electricity ripple through my entire being

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@hazardpounder 5’2

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Watch this be my last tweet after I die from internal heart complications

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I just got shocked by an outlet and I felt the electricity ripple through my entire being

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@Wrenchheadrick Depends who’s asking.

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His teeth look like piano keys

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Getting a semicolon tattoo as a tramp stamp

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@litebeerasschug

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@padegenerate This TikTok comment section ass photo

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@kittyy4pres Probably a month or two for me

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I wonder how many hours of my life I’ve spent on public transportation

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@nickickrose Years

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I am thinking about dying my hair red just to look like a pint of red

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@RyPassle Hooters already tried this and failed

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@padegenerate @BonerHannah @kittyy4pres @nickickrose Highkey

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@hazardpounder You’re so good 💓

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When I saw my little brother steal our parents liquor and black out in a field