Alexandria Schuster

life is rough, so you gotta be tough

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

If the thought of losing Nelli crosses my mind for any reason, I have to literally think about something else IMMEDIATELY or I ugly cry in .2 seconds. My dog gives me life

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

@brandi_714 That “arrogant asshole” has a family that is being torn apart as well, you know..

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

@jazzmynxx Yesterday I told Jake (who’s a cop) that some days I think it would be so much easier to go to jail for life. I told him I’d kill someone who deserved it and never have to worry about paying another bill in my life 🤷🏽‍♀️😂

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

Ohhhhhkay if Hannah doesn’t pick Mike, I will and I’ll marry him 💓 #TheBachelorettte

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

If you’re ever on the fence about how you feel about the death penalty.. watch The Killer Speaks. Why the fuck do these people get to live? They should die the same death their victims did.

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

Definitely.
Defiantly.
I SPY A FUCKING DIFFERENCE.

[syd j.🌙 @LQ_Ponygirl]

If you judge people for shit they did in the past if they’ve bettered them selves, you’re ridiculous. No one is the same person they were when they were 16. I feel like a totally different person just from this time last year to now.

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

@ACaitlyn14 Lmao always end up punching myself in the boob or one time I reached for the back cinch on a ex bucking draft horse and that fucker spun around and kicked me straight across the arena in half a fucking second.

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

I’m in the middle of showering, & Jacob has to take a shit. As soon as the smell hits my nose, I grabbed the shower head & spray the shit out of him on the toilet. This fucker runs out without wiping, gets a bowl of ice water & dumps it on me in the shower 😂 #lovemyrelationship

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

There’s a price you pay with having a hot boyfriend. You’ll almost get into barfights with bitches that won’t leave him alone.

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

@emilynoellew After last night I realized they really are. Some bitch wouldn’t get off jacob so I made it pretty clear she was unwelcome and she goes “uh we go way back, I mean what was I jacob, like your second fuck?” My friends literally held me back.

[cal @callielanejo]

My resolution is to be nicer to my boyfriend but his resolution needs to be not to annoy tf out of me so bad

[Jared Slagle @ProRodeoVoice]

I want dogs to be allowed at more places and I want children under 6 to not be

[Alexandria Schuster @mildreeddd_96]

As soon as I get to work I got a call from someone saying “I have your dog” and then after I get that figured out, I check my bank account and somebody fucked hacked my credit card and maxed it out.
Merry Xmas to me

[jess @ihdzjess]

i think everyone needs to see this video 😂