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she/they. Here for cats and shitposts. Opinions are my own.
@grafana. Previously @thekonginc, @Hashicorp, @Nike

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

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I get to ride it to the cemetery 😎

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I don't believe I logged in to Twitter to share this

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I don't believe I logged in to Twitter to share this

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Jess is an above average human, to be clear, and working in a really cool area.

[jessabizzle 🇺🇦 @jessalyn]

Anyone working in EMEA hours that might be looking for something new, just so happenly also likes tech leadership & K8s? That follows me? Or follows one of my followers? Got a role that will be posted soon. I'm an average manager, but the team is great! I promise.

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that's right, you should all feel bad about not having a recession-proof theater degree like me

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Twitter’s down, time to admit our foresters are just a couple of beavers wearing flannel

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@Wizards @Wizards_DnD you're backstabbing the creators who bring new players to d&d and the current players who enjoy playing w/some cool new 3rd party stuff instead of, you know, fucking off and finding another system.

which we now shall do.

#OpenDnD #CriticalRole #dnd

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@yvonnezlam I can feel the disappointment all the way from here

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ok but why is the best online shopping exp i've had in years a fucking pet retailer

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CHIIIIIIIIIIPS

[Cabel Sasser @cabel]

In a truly shocking snack twist, the best store-bought tortilla chips you will ever eat — Juanita's, so good — are now available nationwide!!! But, there's a hitch…

In the pacific NW they're still Juanita's. Everywhere else they are now JUANTONIO'S!!?!

https://t.co/tRYsMtaBZI

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@yvonnezlam ... my house is pretty big

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hey i'm shopping for a new manager again, don't have the posting yet but hmu if you're an eng manager looking for something new

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anyway thinking about today that for no reason whatsoever

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I worked at a Lowe's distribution center, a long while ago. I watched my bosses throw away orange highlighters, etc, cuz that's the competition's color.

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I bought an orange car that year. I am a certain kind of troll.

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good thing antisocial networks have nothing to fear

[tumblr @tumblr]

Oh.

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new year's affirmation:

"Just let me be great, I don't need praise"
- Jorts

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

I was so good at my job decorating that they said I was “making a mess” and took away the tissues. Just let me be great, I don’t need praise

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first though on waking up

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reviewed a pr with a typo `entitty` and i've been laughing for 5 hours now

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reviewed a pr with a typo `entitty` and i've been laughing for 5 hours now