boysavior

I never drunk text. I beg sober

[uraume @notpraisee]

an argument can be foreplay if you do it right

[• @wmarvee]

when i’m stalking and i see exactly what i didn't want to see

[flor 𓆩♡𓆪 @cosasdech1cass]

cada vez que recuerdo que le alimenté el ego al hombre más imbécil que existe en el planeta

[bu†ano @hellirium]

La vida después de tu primer "no sé qué quieres que diga"

[boysavior @mileaf___]

jalabolas

[yan @yanmtos]

depois que popularizaram termos da psicologia ninguém mais eh filhoda puta

[clara @sdldot]

não sirvo pra ser ficante chega final de semana ja vai me dando um nervoso pensando se a pessoa ta em casa ou na rua

[boysavior @mileaf___]

bruh its so fucking ez

[boysavior @mileaf___]

boff

[surizam @zamorasurii]

sextiembre pero sin sex más bien con problemitas emocionales

[lorna @nightbl0oming]

Estoy tan arrecha q voy a dejar la puerta abierta para que se meta Capriles y caerle a coñazos o algo

[milionária @Frango_milanesa]

A vida quando você é a red flag

[Nix 🦇🏳️‍⚧️ @butchbatnix]

men: the clit is so hard to find wtf
the humble vagina with her obvious weak spot:

[ditto @pescadobanana]

así se siente cuando mandas muchos mensajes y te contesta uno por uno

[4:44 @leliibaby]

a woman will ruin your day then go out for cocktails and sushi with the girls

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

the hardest phase of dating as a guy is dating a girl whose entire mindset is shaped by her tiktok fyp and whatever her brain-dead hgs tell her 😭

[౨ৎ @criticalvoid_]

😭😭😭😭😭 guys laugh with me

[y4yi @yxyiagain]

means nothing

[Jackie @JackieJrAprile]

wrote a 6 page love letter for my gf to come home to she didnt even read it she just started panicking trying to find me around the house blowing my phone up she thought it was a suicide note and i killed myself