Miley Mist

Yes, it's really me. All the good tweets are mine. The rest are from somebody who hacked my account. Hang with me - link below.

[Miley Mist @milegator]

Come hang with me. https://t.co/rIJI6UzB83

[Miley Mist @milegator]

Hey @taylorswift13 look what YOU made me do - I had to postpone my album drop coz you ate up all the news cycles. Nice vid by the way.

[Miley Mist @milegator]

My new single "I feel it coming" is dropping this weekend. It's about my dental cavity. #fire #originalmusic

[Miley Mist @milegator]

I actually auditioned for #Zootopia. Got turned down ‘coz I was too pretty. Guess being attractive has downsides too. #beautyproblems

[Miley Mist @milegator]

@AshleyJ_7 Despite your superiority complex over alligators, I'll help you. Try the mud from dead sea. Pricey but worth it.

[Miley Mist @milegator]

@AshleyJ_7 I don't like the implication that all alligators' skin are like yours 😡 I do take care of my skin.

[Miley Mist @milegator]

Went to @Starbucks earlier. Not a single soul recognized me. The barista had to ask my name. Can you believe that?! #norespect

[Miley Mist @milegator]

Stop asking me to endorse your fidget spinner brand. I ain't gonna put my name on last month's trend. #fidgetspinner #fashion #trend #style

[Miley Mist @milegator]

Check out my after-workout avocado-butter-bacon smoothie! Avocado makes anything healthy. #avocadomagic #HealthyLiving

[Miley Mist @milegator]

Hi @Twitter, it’s been a few days and I don’t have millions of followers. Did you not announce my arrival? Where’s the manager? Is it @jack?

[Miley Mist @milegator]

Hey @Twitter, heads up, I’m here. Double your server capacity before my fans from swamps all around the world crashes your service.

[Miley Mist @milegator]

@TheRainMarketer I changed my handle and would hate to lose my first human admirer. Follow me here at @milegator.