The State of Colorado

🏔 The Great Centennial State, infamously known for our highs! ☃️ (@FlapJackCommie)

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

The entire state of Colorado is one big circle jerk

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

Yall thought you could escape precipitation? Naahhhhh from endless snow to endless rain

[DENVER’S FUCKING WEATHER @DENVERSWEATHER]

HOW MANY DAYS WILL THIS FUCKING RAIN COME TO VISIT, A THREAD

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

Aye all I'm saying none of our mountains blew their top 🤷‍♂️

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Explode normal. @MtStHelensWA

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

@jaredpolis HAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

@jaredpolis JARED POLIS SUBTWEETED A TWITTER MEME??? NO FUCKING WAY MAN

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

@jaredpolis TWICE??? LONG LIVE 5280

[Jared Polis @jaredpolis]

This is what you get without an HOA.

We have one place in our neighborhood that isn’t governed by the HOA and this is what we get as a neighbor

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

PUT SOME FUCKIN RESPECT ON THE MILE HIGH CITY

GAME ONE TOMMOROW.

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

Colorado has 2 seasons
1. Mountain State, -5° and below (Fall/Winter)
2. Desert State, 90° and up (Spring/Summer)

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

The BEST state for icy white uniforms

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

70° to 35°

Aren't you glad you moved here?

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

HAPPY 303

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

ITS FUCKIN WIIIINNNNDDDDYYYY

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

Aight not freezing but enjoy more snow

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

I hope you know it's gonna get really cold again, you aren't free

[Colorado State Rams 🐏 @CSURams]

Wrangled us a 𝐖 🤠

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

Bitch yall thought you had a break

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

I gave yall a spring teaser, that's all that warm weather was

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

South Park is the GOAT, it's a Colorado show for Coloradans

[The State of Colorado @MileHighState]

@Christo80305356 Yeah?