Mount Rainier

Mountain. Volcano. Badass.

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Don’t worry, @Mariners fans. They’ll eventually get there and they’ll win it all. And the celebration will be spectacular.

You’ll all be dead because it’ll be 200 years from now. But I’ll still be here to see it!

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Coming out of hibernation just to say: Calm your tits, I’m not going to explode just yet. Mmk, back to bed now.

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

How about we invest some of the funds towards building a brand new, state-of-the-art catapult that hurls dumbasses who trample on wildflowers and who feed the marmots potato chips. Can also double as a flaming lava ball launcher. ☄️

https://t.co/dfECNYclXR

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Rock hard abs

[stealth bomber @thStealthBomber]

@MountRainierWA Dang, you're looking good this morning. You sexy beast.

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

@angryseattle 😘

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Baby, are you a scientist? Because I’m gonna keep you up all night.

https://t.co/fU2QCGwI7N

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Look me in the eye and say that, horseshoe face.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Your move @MountRainierWA
You won’t

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

The list should be two items long:

1. Stick your head between you legs
2. Kiss your ass goodbye

[The Stranger 🗞 @TheStranger]

Out now! How to Seattle: 99 Things to Do Before the Big One Takes Us All

Because Seattle is doomed. The Pacific Northwest is riddled with fault lines and active volcanos. One day the Cascadia subduction zone will snap.

https://t.co/T3VuS6Z5fV

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

44 years later and still no one gives a schist

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

44 years ago I schist my pants

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

@ashleysviews @CraterMischief @MountShastaCA @Garibaldi067 @SilverthroneCal @MtHoodUpdates @witch_volcano @GlacierPeak “Innisfree?” What you say when you pay $50 for 1oz of something you can scoop up by the handful at your nearest volcano.

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Haven’t seen rings like that since the last time I hung out with Mt. Wake-And-Baker

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

The Italian volcano Etna has started erupting smoke rings

This phenomenon is rare, as smoke rings are formed only with a specific crater shape and geometry.

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

The headless dingdong to the south pipes up with another astute history lesson. This is what happens when over half your brain spills out into the North Fork Toutle River.

Also taxes pay for your National Park. Nitwit.

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Taxes be crazy... Didn't we like leave British control over taxes...

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Saw it. Don’t care. Also, who are you again? Cute mountain cosplay, BTW. Did your mom help you put it together?

[Mt. Adams 🌋💥 @MtAdamsWA]

@dante2davinci @MountRainierWA they won't even see the post

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

And Five Guys 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Washington is going to have Dicks and In-N-Out and I can’t stop laughing and I’m 5 years old. 🍔 🍆 📥📤

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Good night, Meatbags. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. ❤️‍🔥

Valentine credit: @waDNR

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

If I wanted y’all to feel it, yah woulda FELT IT. Plus a metric butt ton of pyroclastic flow up in your living room.

[PNSN @PNSN1]

NEW: Mag:3.1 20.1 km SE from Mt Rainier, WA Depth:5km 2024/02/07 11:11 PST Version:2
More info: https://t.co/QIY2h0y5ky
Did You Feel It? report here: https://t.co/RmJI2Bjf5M

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Didn’t you drop out of Toutle Lake High School because you couldn’t read or spell? Bandwagon parking is over there, BTW. #BowDown #PurpleReign

[Mt. St. Helens @MtStHelensWA]

Let it rain, bitches
#PurpleReign

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Happy New Year. I have a feeling 2024 is going to be the crispiest one yet. Enjoy the fireworks… 😉 🌋

[Mount Rainier @MountRainierWA]

Happy lava days! I’ve been working hard all year making the coal for you naughty boys and girls.