mile high mary

Tweets what's going on in her dirty mind!

[mile high mary @milehimary]

@SnowSphere My top 5 laycations are - Pleasure Beach, Blackpool, Mount (blood)Rushmore, US, Shag Rock, NZ, Route 69, US and Brest, France.

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@TourDeFarce Phew - don't think there would have been any winners in that scenario.

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Question of the day: are girls who use cigarettes as dildos f*cking menthol?

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@TourDeFarce I presume you mean "a bird" rather than "the bird"? Would be a bit weirder if Helen had done said act...

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Qu of the day: Is it weird that when cats have sex they do it doggy style? although I guess it would be weirder if they did the wheelbarrow.

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@SnowSphere - and obviously with a name like mine I don't even have to get off the plane so doesn't really matter what the destination is.

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@snowsphere - 5 in 140 characters! Don't you know its the quality not the quantity that counts? or maybe that's why they call you a terrier.

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@kaz_noble Champers - am most impressed. Who's Sarah been batting her eyelashes at this time?!

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Just enjoying a can of Pimms - who knew that something only 5 inches long could give so much pleasure?

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Have just been onto chatroulette - not a single naked man in sight. I'm going to sue the Daily Mail for false advertising.

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Question of the day: After how many shakes does "shaking yourself" after peeing become playing with yourself? Seems a very fine line to me.

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Men think about sex 5k times a year but only do it 100 times http://bit.ly/8U8slN.That's a lot of thinking for a job that only takes 10 mins