Things I fuck with about Twitter:
No contact syncing
Nobody knows you checked their profile
Nobody knows when you’re online
Congratulations are so easy to say
Fastest place to know what’s happening in the world
You can bookmark privately
You can mute people without unfollowing
Random tweets can lead to real opportunities
Twitter gets on my nerves sometimes but I can’t lie, I fuck with it
Hoes gotta thing for trying to humble you. There’s nothing anybody can say about me that’ll make me feel less than. Jealousy and projection really be eating yall up and it’s very telling.
They’ll kill me for saying this but if you’re good enough at your job you can roll in a few minutes late with an iced coffee on a regular basis and no one says shit about it
Being unmarried doesn’t scare me. Losing my peace just to say I have a husband does.
Marriage is only a flex when the partnership is actually better than the freedom you gave up.