markie (she/her)

millennial trash and recovering heterosexual urban planner & musician & vintage store owner & generally chaotic human being

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

I have 63 monthly listeners on Spotify which doesn’t feel like a lot but 3 years ago I literally couldn’t even sing in front of other people or show anyone my songs so 🥺 🥺 soft tweet

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

telling someone to just not care about something generally, but especially when its related to their real internet experience vs. perceived irl, is super invalidating. feelings matter especially when they're about a community tied to your identity.

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

every four years women whose boobs were too big to be competitive figure skaters get to flex their knowledge by annoying everyone in their lives with commentary on the state of the field going into the long program

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

not me crying at 9:49 AM because lemony snicket was on my favorite tarot/astrology podcast (your magic with michelle tea btw)

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

i only like brutalism when it's delicate and that pretty much sums up my personality

[summer 🖕 @salesforcechild]

i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

@WejSP why was i called out so hard by the anxiety m&m smh

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

the 20th turn of the century was marked by La Belle Époque while the millenium was immortalized by the 2000 *NSYNC classic Space Cowboy

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

Engineers were so rude and superior in college because their work was “harder” but every day I respond to emails from engineers who act like they can’t read and miss glaring project details despite their fancy degrees.

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

It truly blows my mind every single day that engineers and architects cannot recall basic project details to save their life. I’m reading a 300+ page advanced environmental analysis that has the project address incorrect 96 times. How do you miss that?

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

It makes me want to never go inside a building ever again. How can someone be trusted with minuscule dimensional details when they can’t follow basic instructions?

[Lauren Scharf @LLcoolscharf]

Duolingo watching me do the wordle every day

[IS THERE A BUDGET? @goldenpolaroid]

Is no one interested in telling coming of age stories about 20 something’s? This country is horny for adolescent sex plots and I hate it.

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

@ec0utez Omg no but she did send me a photo of myself that my bfs mom sent her 😂 love her, an icon

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

you know you're officially in the fam when you get a whatsapp from an unknown number and its your boyfriends grandma in india checking in

[Benderella @ladykay2425]

Burlington is no longer selling cribs so all their cribs are marked down to $50. Share with an expecting mom/dad.

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

boyfriend who eats almonds, girlfriend who eats salty raisins

[Andrew Weinstein @Weinsteinlaw]

I just saw someone meticulously sanitize a shopping cart with antiseptic wipes before walking into the grocery store without a mask in case you’re wondering why the pandemic still isn’t over.

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

@mint This did not help, I tried to delete my account and you’re still sending emails. And your email preferences don’t actually work, you relentlessly send emails regardless of preferences. Sounds like a consumer privacy violation…

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

Never make an @mint account, you will never be able to delete it and no matter how many times you unsubscribe they will steal your information and send you emails. All of the @Intuit services are just money making scams that take advantage of people who need financial assistance

[markie (she/her) @milennial_trash]

i am convinced aquaphor is the cure for everything, aquaphor enbys unite